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What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?
I dunno, I just fly the drone.
Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the e**....
What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?
I don't know man I just fly the drones
Two families make a bet on who can be more american
Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see, in a years time, which family has become more Americanized.
A Year later they meet again. The first man says,"My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds and im on my way to pick up a case of Bud Light.
How about you?"
The second man replies, "Go back to your sand country, t**..."
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the national bird of Pakistan?
An American drone.
What do you call a man from pakistan who's been everywhere and done everything?
Bindair Dundat
I called a s**... prevention line.
It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck.
What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..
Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.
What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?
I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.
A Pakistani living in England (offensive)
A Pakistani who had recently moved to England had been feeling extremely ill for a week and so decided to visit the doctor. The doctor asked what was wrong with him and the Pakistani complained of a terrible headache and sickness. Upon hearing this the doctor told him to get a bucket at home and fill it with fish, human f**... and milk and leave it out in the sun for a couple of days before putting it next to his bed as he slept at night and taking it everywhere with him. Astounded, the Pakistani left and did what he was told despite being surprised that he should do such a thing.
Three days later the Pakistani returned to the doctor "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed"I got better overnight! How could have it worked?" to which the doctor replied "It was simple, you were homesick."
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
Depression
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the s**... Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a lesbian p**...?
What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?
How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
Why does the Pakistani prefer the toilet over making love to his wife ?
The hole is tighter, and the smell is better.
What do you call a french p**... in Pakistan?
Lahore
What's Pakistan's tourism tagline?
"Have a blast, it might be your last"
The police arrive to find two Irishmen with a dead Pakistani.
The Police ask, Do you know how this man died?
The Irishmen reply, No we don't know anything about the man!
The police then ask, Do you know what his name was?
The Irishmen reply again, and they say I told you I don't know anything about the man! We just went drinking with him a lot but never knew anything about him. All I know is that he has two arseholes.
The police asked in shock, Are you sure he had two arseholes?
The Irishmen replied, We're absolutely certain. Every time we went to a bar with him, the barman would always say, 'Look! There's the Pakistani with those two arseholes!'
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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
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Pak One Liners
Which pak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pak? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Are you a Z-pak? Because you prolonged my QT interval.
- Why are you so tan? because, pak-is-tan