Pajamas Jokes

Funniest Pajamas Short Jokes

Short pajamas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pajamas humour may include short underpants jokes also.

1. My upstairs neighbor was yelling so loudly at her daughter... ...that I cleaned my room too and put on my pajamas.
2. A skeleton knocks on a doctor's door It's 2am, and when the doctor opens the door, still in his pajamas, he takes one look at the skeleton and says:
   It's a bit too late for that, don't you think?
3. People need to calm down about Walmart making wearing a mask mandatory. You can still wear your pajamas.
4. It's so cold up North right now... ...that they are telling Wal-Mart shoppers to wear at least two pairs of pajamas.
5. I always take my wife morning tea in my pajamas... ... but is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
6. Why do the Autobots do their Christmas shopping at night? Because that's when they get pajamas on Prime.
   It's okay, even I would downvote this.
7. My mom had the family watch the boy in the striped pajamas a few years ago..... She thought it was a christmas story.
   I wish this was fictitious.
8. A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"
9. I went to the vet and put my elderly dog to sleep today in my pajamas... Strangely, the vet didn't find dressing up a dog in pajamas as funny as I did
10. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is the only movie I've ever cried to... I laughed so hard I cried

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Pajamas One Liners

Which pajamas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pajamas? I can suggest the ones about yoga pants and clothes.

1. So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know.
2. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas How he got there I'll never know
3. I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know.
4. What are the devil's pajamas made from? Satin
5. Q: How do you make antifreeze?
   A: You steal her pajamas.
6. Why don't you need to buy new pajamas very often? You don't wear them out.
7. Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas? His head
8. How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you? He has a big E on his pajamas.
9. Why did the cat wear pajamas? Because he was too cool.
10. What does an abortionist wear to bed? Feti Pajamas.
11. I got expelled from school on pajama day. Its not my fault I sleep n**....
12. Why did h**... prefer pajamas more than suits Cause they are more kampfy
13. What is a stealth b**... favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas? B2

Pajamas Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about pajamas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jeans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pajamas pranks.