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74 pairs jokes and hilarious pairs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pairs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pairs Short Jokes

Short pairs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pairs humour may include short parallel jokes also.

  1. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
  2. So I bought a pair of shoe from a drug addict yesterday. .. ... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
  3. A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around? Yeah, the other cow says. Makes me glad I'm a penguin.
  4. "Why do dads take an extra pair of sock when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
  5. Why are there always two medics in an ambulance They're not called pair a medics for no reason
  6. I never though that orthopedic shoes would be good for me..... but, after trying a pair, I stand corrected.
  7. Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing.
    "Ballroom?" Dean asks.
    "Not much," Sammy replies.
  8. My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
  9. Why was the gambler obsessed with getting to heaven? He heard it was a pair of dice.
    Courtesy of my 8 year old. I'm a bad parent.
  10. YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd.

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Pairs One Liners

Which pairs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pairs? I can suggest the ones about relations and combo.

  1. How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
  2. You should always bring two pairs of pants golfing. Just in case you get a hole in one.
  3. How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars.
  4. Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks.
  5. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks? Gee, you knit?
  6. What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants.
  7. Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks
  8. Ornithologists in peru have discovered that owls hunt there in pairs They're Inca hoots.
  9. What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most? White Vans
  10. I had to get a new pair of scissors today. The old ones just weren't cutting it.
  11. I have 600 legs, 30 arms, a pair of wings, and 1000 eyes. What am I? A liar.
  12. What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
  13. Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of socks? Just in case they get a hole in one!
  14. What do you call two filipino pilots? A pair of pliers
  15. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one.

Pairs joke, Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about pairs can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pairs puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Pairs Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about pairs you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean partner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pairs prank.

Do you know why you always see nuns in pairs?

Because the 2nd nun is there to make sure the 1st nun isnt getting none....

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Shopping back then

My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.

Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new u**..., a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."

But unfortunately as he tells me, "you can't get that much for ten dollars anymore...there's too many security cameras"

I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . .

My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe.
BTW original, thought I'd share.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Rick Ross on Valentines Day

"Shout out to all the pairs"

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?....

....In case you get a hole in one!

My friend is agoraphobic...

..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism.

My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir

Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

... Incase he got a hole in one.
HEHE one of my favs.
Whats your fav joke?

Why do they sell shoes in pairs?

Because they're sole-mates.
(I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)...

Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs....

...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one
(stolen from some girl at school)

Every day, for the last two years, I've been putting something aside for a rainy day...

... But what am I going to do with 500 umbrellas and 200 pairs of wellies?

My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes.

He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him.

Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters.

Just in case they get a hole in one.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

There is no single shoe store near me...

They all seem to sell them in pairs.
^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC

What comes in pairs?

seeds

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

I like my women like I like my generators...

In pairs, so if one stops working, I have another to keep myself occupied.

A wife has a c**... day and decides to come home early from work

When she arrives home, she heads upstairs and finds 2 pairs of legs in her bed under the covers. Already in a bad mood, she grabs a baseball bat and has a few swings at her cheating husband and his mistress. Once she's done, she walks to her balcony and finds her husband. He lovingly greets her with "Hi honey, your parents dropped in for a visit, they were feeling a little tired so I let them sleep in our bed".

Why should you never buy a twin a basket of fruit?

Because they come in pairs.

As a golfer, it's always smart to wear 2 pairs of pants.

You know, just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer bring two pairs of pants to the game?

In case he got a hole in one

What's got four legs and flies?

Two pairs of trousers.

Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants with him?

Just in case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer buy two pairs of socks?

He was afraid he'd get a hole in one
^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out

I saw a guy put on two pairs of sunglasses.

He looked pretty shady.

Why does the raccoon have two pairs of pants while he is golfing?

To be safe in case he gets a hole in one.

Quantum entanglement is not hard to understand:

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the right sock, no matter where it is located in the universe.

What do you get when two different pairs of similar angles get in a car accident?

a wrecked angle
(This took me one 20 minute shower to think out)

Why do white girls always walk in pairs of threes?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do golfers need two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one

I like my women like I like my cherries

In pairs

Shots are like pairs of chromosomes

If you have more then 23 you are probably going to be r**...

It's no surprise Benedict Cumberbatch always pairs up with Tom Holland during interviews.

After all, Eggs Benedict often comes with Hollandaise sauce.

It's so cold up North right now...

...that they are telling Wal-Mart shoppers to wear at least two pairs of pajamas.

Good things come in pairs?

Disgusting

Where there's one fruit fetishist, there's always another.

They always come in pairs...

I used to own two pairs of pants I played golf in constantly.

Sadly, I got a Hole In One.

Why do golfers always pack two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.
(As told to me by my seven year old)

A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala

What are 3 things that t**... and Mormons have in common?
1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.

A lady of the house lost three pairs of expensive p**... and blamed the maid, in front of her husband.

The maid looked at the husband and said "Sir, you're my witness. You know I never wear p**...."

What's got 24 legs and flys?

12 pairs of jeans

Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing?

Because I always get a hole in one

My wife just came home with 12 new dresses.

"What could anyone want with 12 new dresses?!?" I asked her.
She replied
"12 new pairs of shoes, of course."

Why do shoes come in pairs?

Because they're sole mates

Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...

It's because they're Inca hoots!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he wanted to get a hole in one!

Pairs joke, Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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