Painting Company Jokes
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Ever since I started a company painting ceilings…
Business has been looking up.
The Wong Brothers Painting Company was hired to paint Rick's house white while he was on vacation. He came back to a blue home.
Two Wongs don't make it white.
APPLICANTS for a clerical post in a paint company were given a simple written test. They were asked to write a short note using the words GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK one candidate wrote:
Phone went 'GREEN, GREEN'. I PINKed up the phone and said, " YELLOW, YELLOW! BLUE's Speaking? WHITE did you say? Wrong number! Don't PURPLEly disturb people! And don't call BLACK!!!
A man wants his house painted white while he's on vacation.
Looking through the newspaper he sees an ad for the Wong Brothers Painting Company.
He hires the Wong Brothers to paint his house white as he's preparing to leave for the week.
When his vacation is over he comes home and his house is *pink*.
Angry, he goes to the Wong Brothers and begs the question "*Why is my house pink?! I strictly asked for you to paint it white!*"
The Wong Brothers reply "Sorry, two Wongs don't make it white".
Credit to my father.
My Buddy is Running a Painting Company This Summer
So my buddy at school is running a painting company as a project for one of his business classes this semester. The point of the project is to gain experience as a business owner and not to turn a profit, so the company provides the paint and other supplies and charges a small fee for labor. Generally, the families are extremely appreciative and really nice to talk to. One day, I was helping him put the final coat on a house and I overheard his discussion with the homeowner as they were going over the bill.
"Wow, this is a great price!" Exclaims the homeowner.
"Yep! We're just happy to help out, the money isn't really important." Says my buddy.
With an inquisitive look, the homeowner scans the bill and asks, "it says here that I'm only being charged for labor, what about the paint?"
My buddy smiles, "it's on the house."
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