Painting And Decorating Jokes
5 painting and decorating jokes and hilarious painting and decorating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about painting and decorating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Painting And Decorating Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I found some cheap old paint and used it to decorate my beadroom. That night, the whole room lit up...
Turned out to be LED based paint.
Did you hear about a soldier who had his body painted?
He's now a decorated veteran.
My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist
So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox
This week, the hospital gave a cake decorated with 50 painted eyes for the optometrist's 50th birthday...
...the following week it was the gynecologist's birthday. He didn't show up.
[OC] The fake Mona Lisa
So a copy of a Mona Lisa painting is in her house when a policeman knocks at the door.
The Mona Lisa opens the door and says "Yes, officer?"
The policeman replies: "You're under arrest."
"What, why?"
"Well," the policeman says, taking out a photo from a security camera of two paintings, one with a decorative golden edge and another with none at all, "two Mona Lisa paintings entered a bank yesterday, and one commited a bank robbery in which $10,000 was lost."
The Mona Lisa copy examines the photo closely. "But that can't be *me*!"
"Why?" responds the officer.
"Well, that other painting had no border - I was framed."
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