Paintbrush Jokes
6 paintbrush jokes and hilarious paintbrush puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paintbrush that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Paintbrush Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good paintbrush joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two policemen are walking down the street in Soviet Russia...
...when they spot a guy standing next to the local Party Headquarters holding a paintbrush. On the wall, he's just written "The government is run by idiots!". The first policeman pulls out a pair of handcuffs and asks the second, "Shall we arrest him for vandalizing public property, or for divulging state secrets?".
My new job has me up at 1 AM every morning in my front yard with a glass of water and a paintbrush.
It doesn't really pay much but I make dew.
Husband: It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.
Wife: Isn't it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays.
What did the seal with a paintbrush say?
Art art
What did the cow say to the paintbrush?
Moo.
As told by my kid this morning.
The definition of an asparagus:
A bean with aspirations of becoming a paintbrush.
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