Paintball Jokes
7 paintball jokes and hilarious paintball puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paintball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for some good laughs? Look no further! Check out this collection of hilarious paintball jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches! From funny paintball gun references to miniature golf, there’s something for everyone. So grab your SMG and enjoy!
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Cheeky Paintball Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good paintball joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.
All the other paintball players started freaking out though.
I used my knife to conserve ammo...
the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified
My grandfather used to say " never bring a knife to a gunfight"!!
He was right. The paintball arena banned me for life.
You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?
You can't.
What's the difference between a paintball player and a skydiver?
A paint baller goes *SPLAT* Dang!
A skydiver goes Dang! *SPLAT*
I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo
The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.
I recently went paintballing but they gave me a faulty mask that kept falling off...
I complained until I was blue in the face.
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