Paint Thinner Jokes
10 paint thinner jokes and hilarious paint thinner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paint thinner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Paint Thinner Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good paint thinner joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why are there no fat painters?
Because they all went to the paint store to get thinner
What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common?
Mineral Spirits
I went down to the paint store to get thinner
It didn't work.
Paint thinner is a great palette cleanser…
But a terrible palate cleanser.
How does the Mona Lisa stay in shape.
Paint thinner.
Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
You can get thinner there
Why did the diet coach send her . .
Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?
She heard you could get thinner there.
How did the painter lose weight?
He took paint thinners
I once saw a fat guy covered in paint.
Would of never happened if he was thinner.
Two men are painting a church.
They are painting it blue.
They get about 1/2 way done, and realize they are running out of paint. So they add a little thinner to make it stretch.
The job got 3/4 of the way done, and they are thinking that it's still not going to be enough paint. So they add more thinner.
They get the job done and stand back to look at their work. Not surprising though is that the church is one shade of blue on one end and another shade of blue on the other.
Suddenly, the skies darken and lightning strikes! A booming voice comes from the clouds and says, "REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!"
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