Paint Drying Jokes
6 paint drying jokes and hilarious paint drying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paint drying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Paint Drying Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good paint drying joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What looks like red paint but is dry?
Dried red paint
The cowboy enters the saloon
-Who painted my horse blue??
A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.
-It was me, you have a problem with that?
-I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating.
Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay
... Just to really complete the experience
I saw a Bob Ross video today.
It was like watching paint dry.
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "
WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
A portrait painter is on his death bed when he asks his son to come close..
He says "Son, I'm dying. So listen closely." He sneezes on the boy's face. "I have a skin rash, dry cough, pink eye, diarrhea, headache, koplik's spots, sensitivity to light, sore t**..., and/or swollen lymph nodes." Then he coughs on the boy's mouth. "So I want you to make sure that your brother gets m'brushes." As he says this he spits in the boy's eye. "Make sure your sister gets m'paintings." He convulses, spilling his bed pan over the boy's chest, before speaking his last words, "I want you to get m'easels."
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