The Best 10 Painkiller Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Painkiller jokes. There are some painkiller codeine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these painkiller opiate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Painkiller Jokes and Puns

I've got some triactin with me if you need a painkiller...

Triactin like a man

A friend of mine was finally able to kick his painkiller habit.

Now he's OxyClean.

Researchers have developed a new painkiller with no negative side effects

… and no positive either.

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?

Because the Paracetamol

What do you call a smart painkiller addict?

An Oxymoron.

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?

Because parrots eat them all.

Do you know why there is not any painkiller in the jungle?

It's because parrots ate them all.

The painkillers are in the top shelf...

If not, then i guess ibuprofen wrong

"Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."

Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!

What's the most powerful painkiller a hospital keeps on hand?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the painkiller aleve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working painkiller ibuprofen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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