Pain Relief Jokes
5 pain relief jokes and hilarious pain relief puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pain relief that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Pain Relief Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What is a good pain relief joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Mysore
An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for relief.
After a search, I found what I was looking for: a selection of heating pads specifically for people with back pain—all on the bottom shelf.
A doctor invents a machine to transfer labor pain from the mother to the father...
He asks a young couple having their first baby if they'd like to test it. They agree and hook the husband up to the machine. The doctor starts it at. 10%. The guy says he's fine. They crank it up to 40%. The wife is having significant relief, so the husband says crank it up to 80%."I don't know what women are complaining about, this is a breeze."
After a very easy delivery, the couple arrives home the next day to find the mailman dead on their doorstep.
Three men are at church. One of them is a union worker.
Three men are in Church one Sunday morning, one of them belongs to the local union. Before the service they complain amongst themselves of their various ailments and injuries.
Jesus hears them, and he appears before these gentlemen. "Tell me your troubles my children."
"Lord. I can not stand up straight or go a day without pain, thanks to a back injury i suffered years ago." The first man says.
"Be healed, Child." Jesus says. The man immediately stands stall and does jumping jacks, feeling true relief.
"Lord, I can barely see. I was blinded by a flash-bang in Iraq, I need these thick glasses just to function." The second man says. Jesus takes his glasses away and they crumble into fine powder. the man can see with perfect 20-20 vision.
The union worker, seeing this, shouts "Don't touch me! I'm on permanent disability!"
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A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.
Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the n**....
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his “tool of the trade”.
But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again.
He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”
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