Pain Medication Jokes
8 pain medication jokes and hilarious pain medication puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pain medication that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pain Medication Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pain medication joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.
She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ...
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I need a medical m**... card for my joint pain.
I'm always in pain when I'm out of joints.
John gets bitten by a wasp.
And that too on his pee pee.
He and his wife go to the doctor immediately. Doctor takes one look at it and asks the nurse to give him some medication to help him.
The wife quietly signals the doctor to come outside the room and says - can you please only give something for the pain, and leave the swelling alone?
BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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I just applied for my medical m**... certificate.
Reason: Joint pain.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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