pai Jokes

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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler?

Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

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Many surnames can tell you what a person is

* Smith is a blacksmith
* Draper is a cloth merchant
* Archer is a bowman
* Pai is a cunt.

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What's the difference between a poorly baked pastry dish and a cash-grabbing prick?

One's a shit pie and the other's Ajit Pai.

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I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

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An asshole, a money hoarder, and a bag of shit walk into a bar

the bartender says "what would you like today Mr. Pai?"

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Ajit Pai, EA's CEO, and Apple's tax lawyer are sitting around in hell

No joke here, just predicting the future.

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Someone needs to accuse Ajit Pai of sexual harassment

I mean, he's fucking the entire country up the ass

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Why does the FCC Chairman have the last name "Pai"?

Because he is irrational...

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What's the difference between Ajit Pai and a Rapist?

Nothing. They both fuck you harder the more you say No!

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What'd the difference between Net Neutrality and Ajit Pai?

Net Neutrality would be missed if it died.

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What do you call a pie that's full of horseshit?

Ajit Pai

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What's the difference between a cake and a corrupt politician?

One is a shit pie and one is ajit pai.

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What does a man who just raped 300 million people say after?

We are helping consumers and promoting competition, Mr. Pai said. Broadband providers will have more incentive to build networks, especially to underserved areas.

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What do you get when you mix in a piece of shit to your favorite pie?

Ajit Pai

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Microtransactions are getting out of hand.

Even the internet is Pai to win!

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Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...

Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".

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To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

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Why can't Ajit Pai be buried at sea?

There are laws against dumping human garbage in an ocean

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Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

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What do you get when you cross a waste of a human and human waste?

Ashit Pai

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What do you call a corrupt politician?

Ajit V. Pai

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Ajit Pai sounds like..

Khajit, he only wants coin

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What is the square root of Pai?

"To access your calculator's premium features like sine, square and square root, and logarithm, please call to have a contractor install the software"

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This is the worst movie I've ever watched

Life of Pai

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What do you get when you combine Battlefront II with the internet of 2018?

Pai to play

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I've never really disliked pastries

But I hate Pai now

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What is mathematicians least favorite constant value?

Pai

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Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

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What is a Telecom Executives favourite finishing move?

A Cream Pai

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Why did the internet throw the pie away?

Because it was Ajit Pai.

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I think it's funny how Ajit Pai

Has a name that's easily mispronounced as "a shit pie".

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Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.


($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

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How do you know Ajit Pai is lying?

If his mouth is open.

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Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

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Did anyone else get charged for their dessert at Thanksgiving??

It's my fault really. I shouldn't have had a slice of the Ajit Pai.

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