Pages Jokes
121 pages jokes and hilarious pages puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pages that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a collection of hilarious jokes inspired by yellow pages, literature, Braille, and the page. Perfect for bookworms, literature fans, and anyone who enjoys a good joke!
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Funniest Pages Short Jokes
Short pages jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pages humour may include short paper jokes also.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- Word is Hollywood executives are mad about Elliot Page transitioning from a woman to a man... Now they'll have to pay him 20% more...
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
- I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
- George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying) - I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
- My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
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Pages One Liners
Which pages one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pages? I can suggest the ones about chapter and paces.
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- I just read through six pages in a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
- I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.
- I just memorized six pages of the dictionary... I learned next to nothing.
- I have designed a website for orphans there isn't a home page
- I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page
- I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
- If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy" You get "This page cannot be found".
- I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant" It came back: "Page Not Found"
- Your mama is so fat….. On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.
- What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.
- I made a website for orphans It doesn't have a home page
- How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan? It doesn't have a home page.
- What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
- I made a website for an Orphanage... It didn't have a home page
Blank Pages Jokes
Here is a list of funny blank pages jokes and even better blank pages puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank I have no words to describe my anger
- I just bought a thesaurus I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!
- My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was. - The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- The other day I bought a thesaurus. I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how upset I was.
- I just bought a new dictionary at my local book store, but when I got home the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- Amazon I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am. - I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Yellow Pages Jokes
Here is a list of funny yellow pages jokes and even better yellow pages puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call it when prisoners take their own mugshots? Cell-fies
(shamelessly stolen from The Hun's Yellow Pages) - A guy was reading a Yellow Pages book. His friend says:"So, is that book of yours good?"
The guy says:"It's not bad, but it has too many characters."
Web Pages Jokes
Here is a list of funny web pages jokes and even better web pages puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists
- Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web
- I've just visited Canada's national web page, and it was down for maintenance. It was a sorry sight.
- What web page do orphans visit the most? 404
- Why do ads always stick to your Web pages? Because they're ad-hesive.
Coloring Pages With Jokes
Here is a list of funny coloring pages with jokes and even better coloring pages with puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you confuse a blonde? Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color in all the pages with a white crayon.
- I was really impressed with Stormy Daniels Memoir It's 200 pages. I really thought it was going to be coloring book.
Howlingly Hilarious Pages Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about pages you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean views jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pages pranks.
I found a discount code hidden in the pages of my economics textbook
Now that's a marginal benefit
A little boy opened the big, old family Bible
with fascination and looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
Taxi Story
A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
The internet is an amazing thing.
One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
Panda
Two guys are walking in a bamboo forest when the spot a panda. One says to the other "Dude, that panda just ate an entire bamboo shoot!" The panda then pulls out a gun and shoots the one man. The other man says "Why did you shoot my friend?" The panda tosses him an encyclopedia and says "I'm a panda, look it up." The panda bear walks off as the man skims through the pages. He finds the panda entry and reads it aloud. "Panda Bear: Eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves."
The Chinese Phonebook
China decided to make their own version of the Yellow Pages, but with all the Wings and Wongs, and Chans it was a mess. Finally they had decided to cancel the project people would Wing the Wong numbers.
I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty...
turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.
I want to publish a do-it-yourself book, all the pages will be blank.
Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that?
I just can't put my finger on it.
I was given a book, "How to play the didgeridoo."
All the pages are empty besides one that says, "Far away from me."
I went to a job interview at EA
The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:
"I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"
"Page two is 19.99$"
I was shocked when i came across a picture of my mom in the local newspaper
...now all the pages are stuck together.
A s**... bomber tripped outside a news kiosk
He's all over the front pages.
Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site
...until the mods wake up.
A lawyer, laying on his deathbed..
... in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible.
Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it.
As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting left and right.
Curious, his wife asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.
My better half said period jokes aren't clever
So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period.
I ran out of toilet paper at Hartsfield/ATL. Then I remembered my mom had told me I could use pages from a book in a pinch.
I gotta say...it's really hard to wipe with an e-book.
I'm living in a rough neighbourhood...
Some t**... tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse
I just bought a notebook with perforated pages...
It's tearable.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning....
The wife claims, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."
The husband replied, "I can't believe that; show me!"
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........
"HEBREWS"
I bought a book on DIY.
So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it.
I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank..
I have no words to describe how angry I am
My son got hold of my autobiography and threw the pages all around the house.
I really need to sort my life out.
They're finally cracking down on Instagram pages that promote white-supremacy...
or as I like to call them: gram-crackers.
Someone ripped some pages out of both ends of my dictionary today…
Now it just goes from bad to worse…
I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.
From dawn to dusk.
My friend said he ate an entire encyclopaedia and pooped out a few pages.
I said, "Too much information."
I once asked my pastor what the Bible says about m**....
He told me it's difficult to say when all the pages are stuck together.
What do congress and an old library book have in common?
Bent over pages
Why don't congressmen use bookmarks?
They just bend over the pages.
Why does Bill Clinton keep getting kicked out of libraries?
Because he won't stop bending over all the pages...
A Christian couple
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee?"
Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey."
What? Why?
"It's all over the Bible, dearest."
"The Bible says nothing about who's supposed to be brewing coffee!"
The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."
I studied 10 pages of a dictionary
I learnt next to nothing
I bought a dictionary from the library and realized someone had ripped out pages from the beginning.
They also ripped out pages from the end. It just went from bad to worse .
A man walks into a library
-Excuse me, do you have books about diarrhea?
-Yes, sir
-Great, I'll need three pages
My boss told me to file 100 pages of paper.
And i accidently did 150 pages.
What can i say i am an overarchiver.
An aristocrat Bostonian lady hired a new chauffeur. As they started out on their first drive, she inquired:
"What is your name?"
"Thomas, ma'am," he answered.
"What is your last name," she said. "I never call chauffeurs by their first names."
"Darling, ma'am," he replied.
"Drive on - Thomas," she said.
(Rapp, Albert 1951. On the Origins of Wit and Humor. New York: Dutton. Pages 49-50)
Did you hear about the stick figures who didn't understand each other?
They were on different pages.
The pages of my dictionary were blank
I have no words.
The other day I bought a thesaurus
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Pls don't make me woosh
I bought a dictionary but when I got home and opened it the pages were all blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am 😡
Who are the fastest readers?
Apple users, they read 100 pages of changed terms of service in one second.
How do you eat a thesaurus?
You curl the pages up into synonym rolls.
Three bass players walk into a bar.
They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.
To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.
So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.
It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.
A couple mountainsclimbers where walking on a glacier.
One says too the other:"look my tour guide fell in that ravine last time I was up here". The other mountainclimber looks perplexed. "Why do you mention that so casually"? The first mountainclimber shrugs and says:"well it was already missing a couple pages".
A man walks into a library
-Excuse me, do you have books for people with diarrhea?
-Ummm... Yeah...
-Great! I'll need some pages
Who are the fastest readers?
Apple users, they confirm to have read 968 pages of terms and conditions in usually less than two seconds.
After a long day's work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary.
Things just went from Bad to Worse.
I orderd a book from IKEA
Got a book with a blank pages and a pen
We all can do better to help save the planet
With this in mind, i've just published a book on preserving the rainforest, and what we can do as a human race to help protect it.
Its over 2000 pages long.
Using Microsoft Word
**moves image 1mm to the right**
4 new pages appear.
Global warming.
Alien invasion.
Armageddon.
A man went into a bookstore and complained...
I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"
The sales assistant said, That's because it has no spine.
Communism is a System That Looks Pretty Great on Paper.
Unless of course, that paper makes up the pages of a History book.
Two mountaineers pass a crevasse during a mountain tour
One climber says to the other: "My travel guide fell into this crevasse last year."
The other mountaineer says: "And didn't that really take you away?"
The mountaineer replies: "No, he was already very old anyway, and besides, some pages were missing!"
My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
i was so bored i learned 6 pages of the dictionary.
i learned next to nothing.
After a long day, I come home to see that someone tore the front and back pages of my dictionary.
It just went from bad to worse.
A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.
So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with this pole. He's gonna fall, and my dog is trained to bite the crouch, so when the gorilla protects his groins, I handcuff him and bring him back to the wild. Hold this gun, please". The man asks "what do I do with it?", and the guy "If I fall from the tree, shoot the dog".
Yesterday I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"
Man: "Well, it's a long story."
All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
I just got a joke book whose entire gimmick is the fact that you can rip the pages out and hand it to people.
Its a book of tear-able puns.
I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies"
The pages were all blank!
Good news! I am about to publish a Reddit Jokes Book with all the different jokes ever posted on this page!
I'm just waiting for the first publisher to agree on publishing a book with only 4 pages.
Amazon Thesaurus
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon, but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am
