The Best 57 Pages Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pages jokes. There are some pages libraries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pages page of puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pages Jokes and Puns

Taxi Story

A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

The internet is an amazing thing.

One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.

My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny...

So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.

I want to publish a do-it-yourself book, all the pages will be blank.

jokes about pages

I went to a job interview at EA

The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:

"I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"

"Page two is 19.99$"

A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk

He's all over the front pages.

Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site

...until the mods wake up.

Pages joke, Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the

A lawyer, laying on his deathbed..

... in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible.

Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it.
As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting left and right.

Curious, his wife asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

I ran out of toilet paper at Hartsfield/ATL. Then I remembered my mom had told me I could use pages from a book in a pinch.

I gotta say...it's really hard to wipe with an e-book.

I'm living in a rough neighbourhood...

Some thug tore the front and back pages of my dictionary out!
It just goes from Bad to Worse

I just bought a notebook with perforated pages...

It's tearable.

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning....

The wife claims, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband says, "You are in charge of cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."

The husband replied, "I can't believe that; show me!"

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........

"HEBREWS"

I just bought a thesaurus

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am!

I bought a book on DIY.

So far my dad has read me 103 pages of it.

I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank..

I have no words to describe how angry I am

Pages joke, I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank..

My son got hold of my autobiography and threw the pages all around the house.

I really need to sort my life out.

I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I just read through six pages in a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I'm a really slow reader. Today, I only got through six pages of my dictionary.

From dawn to dusk.

The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My friend said he ate an entire encyclopaedia and pooped out a few pages.

I said, "Too much information."

I once asked my pastor what the Bible says about masturbation.

He told me it's difficult to say when all the pages are stuck together.

A Christian couple

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: "Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee?"

Wife looks confused: "But that's your task, honey."

What? Why?

"It's all over the Bible, dearest."

"The Bible says nothing about who's supposed to be brewing coffee!"

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: "See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."

I just bought a new dictionary at my local book store, but when I got home the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Pages joke, I just bought a new dictionary at my local book store, but when I got home the pages were blank...

I studied 10 pages of a dictionary

I learnt next to nothing

I bought a dictionary from the library and realized someone had ripped out pages from the beginning.

They also ripped out pages from the end. It just went from bad to worse .

Pls don't make me woosh

I bought a dictionary but when I got home and opened it the pages were all blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am 😡

Three bass players walk into a bar.

They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.

To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.

So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.

It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.

A couple mountainsclimbers where walking on a glacier.

One says too the other:"look my tour guide fell in that ravine last time I was up here". The other mountainclimber looks perplexed. "Why do you mention that so casually"? The first mountainclimber shrugs and says:"well it was already missing a couple pages".

Amazon

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

After a long day's work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary.

Things just went from Bad to Worse.

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

I orderd a book from IKEA

Got a book with a blank pages and a pen

We all can do better to help save the planet

With this in mind, i've just published a book on preserving the rainforest, and what we can do as a human race to help protect it.

Its over 2000 pages long.

A man went into a bookstore and complained...

I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, That's because it has no spine.

Communism is a System That Looks Pretty Great on Paper.

Unless of course, that paper makes up the pages of a History book.

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

The other day I bought a thesaurus. I opened it up and all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how upset I was.

i was so bored i learned 6 pages of the dictionary.

i learned next to nothing.

After a long day, I come home to see that someone tore the front and back pages of my dictionary.

It just went from bad to worse.

A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.

So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the Gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with this pole. He's gonna fall, and my dog is trained to bite the crouch, so when the gorilla protects his groins, I handcuff him and bring him back to the wild. Hold this gun, please". The man asks "what do I do with it?", and the guy "If I fall from the tree, shoot the dog".

Yesterday I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.

Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"

Man: "Well, it's a long story."

All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

I just memorized six pages of the dictionary...

I learned next to nothing.

I just got a joke book whose entire gimmick is the fact that you can rip the pages out and hand it to people.

Its a book of tear-able puns.

I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies"

The pages were all blank!

Good news! I am about to publish a Reddit Jokes Book with all the different jokes ever posted on this page!

I'm just waiting for the first publisher to agree on publishing a book with only 4 pages.

Amazon Thesaurus

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon, but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am

I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe my anger

A boy selling newspapers on the street

Keeps walking around the streets with newspapers while waving one around and shouting: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled!

One guy quickly runs to the boy and buys a newspaper. as soon as he has it in his hand he starts flicking through the pages.

The boy continues walking while waving another newspaper: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred one people have been fooled!

People don't know how lucky they have it these days...

When I was younger and wanted to look at sexy pictures, I had to sneak the Sears catalogue into my bedroom to look at the underwear and swimsuit pages.

But nowadays... anyone can hop on any smart device and just go directly to sears dot com

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