Page Jokes
145 page jokes and hilarious page puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about page that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find a good laugh with these hilarious "Page Jokes" from the mini-page blog. We scour the web for the best jokes and stories related to the world of webpages, wikis and the like. Whether you're a fan of blogs, wikis, or even old-fashioned paper pages, you'll find something to make you laugh. Get your daily dose of humor now.
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Funniest Page Short Jokes
Short page jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The page humour may include short chapter jokes also.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
- I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
- I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
- George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying) - I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
- My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era.
- The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
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Page One Liners
Which page one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with page? I can suggest the ones about website and site.
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- I just read through six pages in a dictionary. I learned next to nothing.
- I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.
- If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy" You get "This page cannot be found".
- What's the safest place to hide a dead body? Page 2 of Google search.
- I made a website for orphans It doesn't have a home page
- How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan? It doesn't have a home page.
- What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
- Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long.
- I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page no pun in ten did...
- URGENT: HOW TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY (PLEASE READ) Page loading...
- Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet
- I read this whole sub twice... Without even needing to reload the page.
- I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable.
- How to get on the front page Not like this.
Front Page Jokes
Here is a list of funny front page jokes and even better front page puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Redditors are very environmentally aware More than half the content on the front page is recycled
- Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
- I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter
(taken from a front page meme) - Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
- After a long day's work, I came home and saw my kid ripping off the front and back pages of my dictionary. Things just went from Bad to Worse.
- "I wish..." "I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.
Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:
"Rare coin worth millions found in well" - 8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it's someone's ATM PIN. ...it was mine.
- What did the Muslim guy say when his joke made the front page?
- North Korean launches keep getting better and better Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
- What's made up of 100% recyclable material? Front page of Reddit
Facebook Page Jokes
Here is a list of funny facebook page jokes and even better facebook page puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook.
It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'... - How did realism get me banned from Facebook? I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.
- Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page. - What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page.
- just saw on facebook a page called "the walk to end alzheimers" Its a walk to remember
- Did you hear about Facebook shutting down pro-communism pages? They're trying to cease the memes of production.
- Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
- Awesome New Facebook Page For Young People
Web Page Jokes
Here is a list of funny web page jokes and even better web page puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists
- Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web
- I've just visited Canada's national web page, and it was down for maintenance. It was a sorry sight.
- What web page do orphans visit the most? 404
- Why do ads always stick to your Web pages? Because they're ad-hesive.
Wikipedia Page Jokes
Here is a list of funny wikipedia page jokes and even better wikipedia page puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Got an email from an airline inviting me to"Discover America". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus.
- I check the Wikipedia page for insanity every day Because one of these days it's going to get vandalized.
Howlingly Hilarious Page Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about page you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make page pranks.
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I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
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"Having too much s**... can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
Me and my dad read a book to understand each other better.
but we were never on the same page
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Amish h**...
What's an Amish h**... do?
Ten Mennonite!
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
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So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an...
But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting s**....
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Where do Grammar n**... get put on trial?
You're*-emburg
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...
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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?
They were just never on the same page...
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DAE hate poor grammar on they're front page?
While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever
It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater.
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
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The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results
or page 1 of Bing.
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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...?
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
I went to a job interview at EA
The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:
"I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"
"Page two is 19.99$"
Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?
C4.
Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...
...please enter your 17 digit password.
Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site
...until the mods wake up.
What is the best place to hide a corpse?
On the second page of Google
I am glad
... that everyone reading this is on the same page.
I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page.
After all, I've definitely seen it there before.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page
A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404.
The students search feverishly, to no avail
My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year
But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.
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Where's the best place to hide a corpse?
The second page of search results.
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Did you hear about the magic pen that God gave Joseph Smith to write the Book of m**...?
Every time Joe wrote something made up, the pen would leave ink on the page.
I was in my English class the other day....
And I didn't understand the book that was in the curriculum.
So I made all my students write a 3 page report about it.
I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...
...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
My girlfriend and I share a bookmark.
It's good that we're both on the same page.
My date asked if I prefer cats or dogs.
I replied, "I don't even see them on the menu. What page are you on?"
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[Nsfw] This girl from Compton had the weirdest IG page. Turns out she was a real life Vampire!
She s**... all the bloods
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I just opened up a Facebook page for Chinese n**...
It has three Reichs so far
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
I was so desperate to fix a problem...
That I looked on the second page of Google to find the answer.
A lady comes to a writer house
- Hey, how's your book writing going?
- Really well, I'm up to page 69.
- Wow, what're you writing?
- Page numbers
Why do Bookworms breakup ?
Because they are not on the same page.
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook
I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.
What's the best way to hide a body?
On the second page of a google search.
A
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
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What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?
Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!
(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his s**... asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).
Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day.
He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing.
"Where's your appendix page?"
"Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.
What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page?
"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
When my daughter said she wanted a place in the sun...
I didn't realise she meant page 3.
My friend and I were arguing
And I was really getting tired of the argument.
So I wrote my name on a page in my notebook and wrote his beside mine.
I then showed it to him. With confusion clearly written on his face he asks:
"Why did you write my name beside yours. How does that relate to our argument"
And then I replied: "we don't have to argue anymore since we're already on the same page".
I broke up with my European girlfriend because we weren't on the same page.
I'm 8 1/2 x 11. She's A4.
It just didn't feel right. We didn't fit together.
Foot Heads Arms Body
The army was deciding on how much weaponry should be provided to each unit and each soldier. For this, they set up a committee and the veteran General Samuel Foot was chosen to be the head of it.
The newspapers got wind of this and published it on the front page.
The headline was "Foot Heads Arms Body."
Two spies got caught using a book code to communicate
Clearly they weren't on the same page.
Yesterday i finally found love!!
It was on page 469 in the dictionary!
So I'm reading a book about a movie star that was born a woman but then comes out as identifying as male, but no one gets upset or judgemental about it, they just accept it and get on with their lives. It's a good book...
It's a real page turner
In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I'm glad about one thing.
Everyone reading this.... is on the same page.
Fun fact: Having friends gives you memory loss.
I read this in a textbook on page 53 at 4:37 PM on Friday May 12, 2006
