The Best 92 Page Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Page jokes. There are some page scroll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these page page of puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Page Jokes and Puns
A panda walks into a cáfe.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and unloads it into the ceiling.
Why? Asks the confused waiter, as the panda starts leaving. He tosses a wildlife manual over his shoulder.
I'm a panda, he says at the door, look it up.
The waiter flips to the page about pandas, and it says, Panda. Large black and white bear-like animal native to China. Eats, Shoots, and leaves
Credits: Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast.
Since she can't even beat an egg
I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
The other day my friend was telling me i didnt know what irony meant
Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
Prison may be just one word
But to others, it's a whole sentence
Having too much sex can cause memory loss
I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm
So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a catholic church
And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.
The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."
"What? Why?" the particle responds.
"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."
"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."
"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"
Amish Hooker
What's an Amish Hooker do?
Ten Mennonite!
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an...
But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned.
So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook.
It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'...
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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial?
You're*-emburg
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry...
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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?
They were just never on the same page...
What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat?
The Walking Dead's facebook page.
Where is the best place to hide a dead body?
On the second page of a Google result.
I just finished designing a website for an orphanage
There isn't a home page
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results
or page 1 of Bing.
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *POOF*
He disappeared without a tres.
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
Good times!
I went to a job interview at EA
The interviewer, after reading my CV, said:
"I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"
"Page two is 19.99$"
How did realism get me banned from Facebook?
I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.
I remember when my mother would tuck me in
She really wanted a daughter
(taken from a front page meme)
Some of the jokes on this page are so dark
I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet
Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page...
...please enter your 17 digit password.
I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page...
no pun in ten did.
If you Google "lost mediaeval servant boy"
You get "This page cannot be found".
Tried Googling "Missing Medieval Servant"
but I kept getting Page Not Found
George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity
Just like one of his characters.
(If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book?
It was Wei Tu Long.
How to get on the front page
Not like this.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page
My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year
But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.
Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic?
I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
Have you noticed if you Google the term "lost medieval servant boy"
It says "page not found"
Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary
What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.
What's the safest place to hide a dead body?
Page 2 of Google search.
What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub?
I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook...
...but it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
North Korean launches keep getting better and better
Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
My girlfriend and I share a bookmark.
It's good that we're both on the same page.
I have designed a website for orphans
there isn't a home page
I set up a Facebook page for Chinese nazis
It has 3 reichs
My date asked if I prefer cats or dogs.
I replied, "I don't even see them on the menu. What page are you on?"
So I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis...
So far it's gotten three Reichs on Facebook
I just opened up a Facebook page for Chinese Nazis
It has three Reichs so far
I watched the video of my wedding backwards.
I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.
Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!
I was so desperate to fix a problem...
That I looked on the second page of Google to find the answer.
URGENT: HOW TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY (PLEASE READ)
Page loading...
A lady comes to a writer house
- Hey, how's your book writing going?
- Really well, I'm up to page 69.
- Wow, what're you writing?
- Page numbers
I made a website for orphans
It doesn't have a home page
I started a Chinese-Nazi Facebook page
so far its got three reichs
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook
I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.
A
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
I read this whole sub twice...
Without even needing to reload the page.
My stoner friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.
He is high on my list of priorities.
8621. If this makes it to the front page, odds are it's someone's ATM PIN.
...it was mine.
Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy"
It comes back with "this page cannot be found"
Have you noticed that if you google the phrase "lost medieval servant boy"
The search returns "Page not found".
I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant"
It came back: "Page Not Found"
I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page
no pun in ten did...
When my daughter said she wanted a place in the sun...
I didn't realise she meant page 3.
I made a page for Chinese nazis
It's got 3 Reichs on Facebook already
When I have a headache, I take an Advil and follow the instructions on the bottle:
"KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
(based on Kauffman, G. and Blakeley M. eds. 1980. Pulling Our Own Strings. Page 51)
What did the Muslim guy say when his joke made the front page?
What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?
A weebsite.
What's made up of 100% recyclable material?
Front page of Reddit
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn't have a home page.
I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
Did you know too much sex can cause memory loss
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 3:23 pm last year on Wednesday November the 7th.
Yesterday i finally found love!!
It was on page 469 in the dictionary!
Word is Hollywood executives are mad about Elliot Page transitioning from a woman to a man...
Now they'll have to pay him 20% more...
In spite of all our differences here on Reddit, I'm glad about one thing.
Everyone reading this.... is on the same page.
All the comic books I got from my older brother had the last page missing.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment.
Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
Did you guys know too much sex can cause memory loss?
I learnt that in a medical journal, page 34. At 3:38pm on Thursday the 7th.
I asked my Google assistant to tell me what was the name of the number with 100 zeros
I've already tried 5 times, and it keeps refreshing to the main page. Geez, thanks a lot.
I had no freaking idea!
I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Eh, the audio book was good.
But it wasn't really a page turner.
Bad eye sight (Possibly a repost but I didn't want to keep scrolling past page 30276 to confirm)
Patient: doctor i think my eye sight is deteriorating. I cant see very far
Doctor: really? come over to the window. Now what is that big round yellow thing in the sky?
Patient: well that's the sun
Doctor: yep! so how much further do you want to see
I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book
It's about a vixen whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.
I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.
No means no.
-page 47 of my Spanish to English dictionary
Good news! I am about to publish a Reddit Jokes Book with all the different jokes ever posted on this page!
I'm just waiting for the first publisher to agree on publishing a book with only 4 pages.
How do you make a stupid joke go to the top of the front page?
Just say you heard the joke from a little kid first.
"I am currently reading my autobiography," I told my friend.
"What page are you on?" he asked. I said, "All of them."
"I wish..."
"I wish I was rich.", I said while throwing a coin into a wishing well.
Reading the newspaper the next day, the front page headline was:
"Rare coin worth millions found in well"
Me to HR: Your careers page says the company offers "competitive salary". What does that mean exactly?
HR: That means your salary will be competing with your bills.
If you ever want to hide something...
Put it on the second page of Google
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