Pagan Jokes
8 pagan jokes and hilarious pagan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pagan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ridiculous Pagan Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good pagan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out.
Today we call it golf.
I recently attended a really wild Pagan Religions Festival
People got really into it! They were worshiping anyone that wasn't nailed down
A Pagan sees a particularly shocking event ...
"Deer *god*!"
A Christian, a Jew, a Pagan, a Muslim, and an atheist walk into a cafe
They drink coffee and have a reasonable, mild-mannered conversation because they're adults.
In ancient times, a christian priest stumbles into a bloodsoaked pagan and screams "Dear God!"
To which the startled pagan replies "deer god!"
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The World's Most Politically Correct Joke
THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE
A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a m**..., a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.
Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.
As a Jew I told my pagan friend that I only had one God.
Him: No way
Me: Yahweh!
Did you hear about the pagan children's physician?
He's the wiccapediatrician.
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