Paedo Jokes
28 paedo jokes and hilarious paedo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paedo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Paedo Short Jokes
Short paedo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paedo humour may include short humour jokes also.
- My wife and I got into a heated argument. "I met a man...but I married a boy." she said, her face full of rage.
I said, "I guess the jokes on you then, paedo." - I found out I've been spelling p**... wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV.
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Paedo One Liners
Which paedo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paedo? I can suggest the ones about molesters and perfect.
- What do paedos and racists have in common?
- I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy
Playful Paedo Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about paedo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paedo pranks.
I'm in an age gap relationship.
I'm 40, she's 19.
Anyway, we went out for a meal, as soon as we walked in the restaurant people shot me dirty looks, then the whispering started "nonce", "pervert" "paedo.
My girlfriend got upset and we left.
Completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.
Why do Paedophiles never win races?
They like to come in a little behind...
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?
What do paedophiles and tortoise have in common?
They both want to get there before the hair
Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past...
One says to the other, "I bet she was a looker in her day."
You can say what you like about Paedophiles...
..at least they drive slowly in a school area.
What did one p**... say to the other?
Swap you two fives for a ten
So a p**... walks into a bar
And the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve kids"
Say what you want about paedophiles...
...at least they drive slowly through school zones.
You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim?
No lollygagging.
Paedophiles are not allowed to win any races.
They always have to come in a little behind.
Paedophilia
It's a cardinal sin.
2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other....
"Can you get out of my son please?"
Two paedophiles are sunbathing on a beach...
One says to the other, "Hey you, get out of my sun!"
What does a p**... like to do while on vacation?
Get some son.
So me and my p**... friends have a weekly gathering...
Every week one of us brings a talent down the pub to show the others - this time it was my turn.
I brought along my guitar and after some Dutch courage I began to play.
Within a few seconds of starting the guys started cheering me on, one of them was even weeping, saying how amazing the song was.
I had no idea what the big deal was, I was just f**... A minor.
Paedophiles
Pedophiles are really only a minor concern
A p**... and I kid go for an evening walk in the woods
They walk for a long time and as they get further in it gets darker and darker.
The kid gets more and more nervous the further they walk. Finally he turns to the p**... and says "Mister, we've been walking for ages. I don't know where we are and it's really dark. I'm scared."
The p**... turns to him and says "You're scared? I've got to find my way out of here on my own!"
What does a p**... symphony play in?
A minor
What is the #1 cause of paedophilia?
s**... children.
What's a p**... and a pianist favourite thing?
A minor.
Why was the paedophilic sword-fighter arrested?
He was a child rapierist.
Why do paedophiles teach Physical Ed?
Well... it's a touchy subject.
What does a p**... do at the beach?
Lilo.
Say what you want about paedophiles...
you will never see them speeding through a school zone.
