Paedo Jokes
25 paedo jokes and hilarious paedo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about paedo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Paedo Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
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Why do Paedophiles never win races?
They like to come in a little behind...
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?
What do paedophiles and tortoise have in common?
They both want to get there before the hair
Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past...
One says to the other, "I bet she was a looker in her day."
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So a p**... walks into a bar
And the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve kids"
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Say what you want about paedophiles...
...at least they drive slowly through school zones.
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My wife and I got into a heated argument.
"I met a man...but I married a boy." she said, her face full of rage.
I said, "I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."
You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim?
No lollygagging.
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Paedophiles are not allowed to win any races.
They always have to come in a little behind.
Paedophilia
It's a cardinal sin.
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Two paedophiles are sunbathing on a beach...
One says to the other, "Hey you, get out of my sun!"
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What does a p**... like to do while on vacation?
Get some son.
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So me and my p**... friends have a weekly gathering...
Every week one of us brings a talent down the pub to show the others - this time it was my turn.
I brought along my guitar and after some Dutch courage I began to play.
Within a few seconds of starting the guys started cheering me on, one of them was even weeping, saying how amazing the song was.
I had no idea what the big deal was, I was just f**... A minor.
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Paedophiles
Pedophiles are really only a minor concern
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I found out I've been spelling p**... wrong for years.
It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV.
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What does a p**... symphony play in?
A minor
Why was the paedophilic sword-fighter arrested?
He was a child rapierist.
Why do paedophiles teach Physical Ed?
Well... it's a touchy subject.
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What does a p**... do at the beach?
Lilo.
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Say what you want about paedophiles...
you will never see them speeding through a school zone.
Say what you want about paedophiles
But at least they expose kids to early biology lessons.
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Why are there no paedophiles in Japan?
Because they don't like little boys
I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny
Guess they're just a bit touchy
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Paedo One Liners
Which paedo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paedo? I can suggest the ones about perfect and .
- I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy
