Pads Jokes

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Funniest Pads Short Jokes

Short pads jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pads humour may include short tablets jokes also.

1. A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"
2. Why did Steve Jobs' face always look so calm and collected? Because he used eye-pads before sleep
3. Got sent home from work for my Halloween costume.. Apparently, being a brillo pad was too abrasive for some people.
4. Girls hate it when you give them gifts implying that you will somehow benefit from them as well. Take knee pads for example.
5. I bought a shabby little place in Bangkok above a nice restaurant. It was a bad Thai pad, but good pad Thai
6. My niece just showed me a picture of her new girlfriend dressed in hockey gear, pads, mask and all I said "She looks like a keeper"
7. What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? Hockey players take thier pads off after three periods.
8. How to irritate an archaeologist? Show him a used women's pad and ask him which period it belongs to.
9. What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods.
10. Where does the male mouse live since his wife caught him cheating and kicked him out of the house? His mouse pad

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Pads One Liners

Which pads one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pads? I can suggest the ones about cushions and pods.

1. What's a frog's favorite springtime sport? Lily-pad-leboarding!
2. A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun.
3. Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads.
4. Hockey seems like a women's sport.... It has periods and the players wear pads.
5. Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods
6. Why do hockey players wear so many pads? Because they have 3 periods every game!
7. What is the strongest plant in the bog? Lilly pads. They're toad bearing.
8. Women make terrible hockey goalies... Their pads only last one period.
9. Are knee pads... ... the perfect gift, for givers?
10. My friend thinks I'm nuts. Says I belong in a padded room. I said it couldn't hurt.
11. What's the fastest way from A to B? A little padding.
12. Polish women are like goalies. They both change their pads every 3 periods.
13. How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on.
14. Working for Kotex would actually be a logical way to pad your resume.
15. Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
    A: Your mouse pad.

Knee Pads Jokes

Here is a list of funny knee pads jokes and even better knee pads puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Every time a try to talk to the football team after practice Les tries to steal my Knee pads.. Knee'd Les to say, tomorrow WILL be different
• What's the quickest path to becoming a general? Working hard, and having a good pair of knee pads.
• How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads.

Sanitary Pads Jokes

Here is a list of funny sanitary pads jokes and even better sanitary pads puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why would Tobin Bell be perfect in a sanitary pad commercial? "Oh yes, there will be blood"
• Why do sanitary pads have wings? Because rotors would be very uncomfortable

Happy Pads Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about pads you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pens jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pads pranks.