Padre Jokes
6 padre jokes and hilarious padre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about padre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Put a smile on your face as you read a collection of hilarious jokes featuring the classic good-natured Filipino character Padre or Daddy. From puns to witty one-liners, these Pinoy Friar jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone!
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Comedy Padre Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good padre joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Dad joke.....
Dad: what are you drinking, son?
Son: Soy Milk
Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre
-What are you drinking, son?
-Soy milk.
-Hola milk, soy tu padre.
Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico
The child calls him his "PaDre"
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The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.
As he's walking down the street he passes a h**... on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a q**...". Confused, he walks past another corner and another h**... says "Hey padre, twenty dollars for a q**...". He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats a q**...?" She replies "Twenty dollars, same as in town".
What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?
Fight for your right to padre
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What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest s**... scandals?
Now *this* is Padre sin!
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