The Best 14 Padre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Padre jokes. There are some padre papa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these padre pastor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Padre Jokes and Puns

Dad joke.....

Dad: what are you drinking, son?

Son: Soy Milk

Dad: Hola Milk, soy padre

Father: Hey son what are you drinking?

Son: Soy-milk

Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre

Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest.

For I have synonymed.

Padre joke, Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest.

Dad joke

**Dad:** Whaddya got there son?

**Son:** Soy milk.

**Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre

-What are you drinking, son?

-Soy milk.

-Hola milk, soy tu padre.

Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone


Father is talking with his son

DAD: Whaddya got there, son?
SON: Soy milk.
DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre.

TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico

The child calls him his "PaDre"

Padre joke, TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico

A man asks his son what he is drinking.

The son responds, "soy milk."

And the dad says, "hola leche. Me llamo Padre!"

The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.

As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky". Confused, he walks past another corner and another hooker says "Hey padre, twenty dollars for a quicky". He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats a quicky?" She replies "Twenty dollars, same as in town".

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...

...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

You can explore padre san reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean padre sully dad jokes. There are also padre puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Forgive me father, padre, minister, reverend, evangelist.....

For I have synonyms

What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals?

Now *this* is Padre sin!

Boy: Dad, Do We Have Any Soy Milk?

Dad: Hola Milk, Soy Es Padre.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the padre fatherly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working padre son piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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