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What is a good paddys joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

3 paddys are out for dinner

English p**... tells his wife "pass the sugar, sugar"
Scottish p**... asks his wife "pass the honey, honey"
Irish p**... says "pass me the milk
Cow."

So, this ventriloquist's doing a gig at a pub and has people rolling over their seats laughing.

At one point, he delivers an Irish joke, and a man in the crowd gets up, points at him, and roars: 'What's ye's telling them offenshev jokes, for?! Some of us here are Paddys, boy-o!'
The ventroloquist stops, turns to the man and says: 'I'm sorry, sir, I was just telling a joke. I didn't mean to offend you so. I'll keep it clean of offensive jokes from now on.'
And the p**... goes: 'Who's talkin' to ye's?! I was shpeakin' to the man on your lap!'

The elephant and p**...

p**... takes his son to the zoo. When they get to the elephants the zoo keeper said, this elephant can tell how old you are with one look. Paddys son shouts, "how old am I"...? The elephant stamps his foot 6 times. Wow says p**... that's right my boy is 6... p**... shouts to the elephant, "How old am I"...? The elephant farts and stamps his foot twice. "BeJesus"... Says p**..., "He's right, I'm f**... two"

For St Paddys day

Say "Irish wristwatch" 3 times fast


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about paddys can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of paddys puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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