paddle Jokes

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When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.

I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.


Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it?

Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?


3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side

1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river

the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across

The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge


Giving blondes a bad name

A blonde woman is driving her car on an empty road past a field of corn one day, and spots a strange sight. In the middle of the field, a blonde girl is sitting in a rowboat, attempting to paddle to the road.

Furious, the woman stops her car and gets out. She shouts to the girl, "What are you doing out there? You look ridiculous! I'm tired of people giving blondes a bad name and making us look stupid!"

The girl replies, "I'm just trying to get back to the edge, can't you help me out?"

To this the woman says, "I would help, but I don't have a boat!"


I was hit in the head with a paddle

It was oarrible


The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle

just couldn't accept the fact that

he was stuck in de nile.


Father and son go on a kayaking tour

When they get home Mom notices he has a swollen black eye.

Mom: "Omg, what happened to your eye?"

Son: "There was a huge mosquito in the kayak"

Mom: "Did he bite you?"

Son: "Nope, Dad killed it with the paddle"


So two penguins are in the middle of a desert

and they're sitting in a canoe just paddling away, as hard as they can, not going anywhere, sand is flying everywhere, and they just keep paddling. eventually one penguin looks to the other and says "Where's your paddle" the other replies "Sure does."

Its usually a thinker for most, but i love it


Did you hear about the paddle sale?

It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).


Did you want to row or paddle?

Either oar...


Two wind turbines are having a paddle

1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
2: I'm a big fan.


What did the boy say to his Dad when he fell into the river?

Paddle Pop!


[after getting caught stealing]

**dad *[grabbing wooden paddle]*:** You done fucked up son!

**me:** No dad please, I don't want to go canoeing

**dad:** Oh we're gonna canoe all fuckin day


Two penguins are kayaking through the desert...

One turns to the other and asks: "where's your paddle?"
The other responds: "sure does"


Have you seen the scary movie about the slutty paddle?

It was a whore-oar.


Three men were stranted in the middle of the ocean on a raft...

When all of a sudden they catch sight of an island that had smoke rising from it. Overjoyed, they paddle the whole way there only to find themselves surrounded by intimidating natives with spears.

The chieftain walked up to them and said, "You have two choices. The first is that we kill you. The second is that we set you free after we give you a boomshakalaka."

The first man decided on the boomshakalaka. The burliest man out of them all stepped up, bent him over and raped him savagely for 5 minutes but after he was done, they set him free and he ran off.

The second man also wanted to live so he decided to take the boomshakalaka as well. After 5 minutes he too was set free.

Having seen his two friends get raped, the third man decided that he would just get killed

So the chieftain stepped up and said "Ok. I sentence you to death... by boomshakalaka.


Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert..

One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"


A Blonde is driving in the country...

A Blonde is driving in the country when she passes a field. She looks out into the field and notices another blonde in a kayak, scraping along through the dirt with her paddle. The blonde pulls over to the side of the road and gets out. She cups her hands around her mouth and yells to the blonde in the kayak "Hey you! you're a disgrace to blondes everywhere! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"


What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa?

Paddle Pop!


How do you beat jesus at ping pong?

Make him use his hand as a paddle.


What did the rower say when he broke his paddle?

Oarrrr snap!


Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?

It was an oar deal!


What did one paddle boarder say to other?



Two penguins were in a canoe, paddling through he dessert...

The first penguin says to the other;
Where's your paddle
The second one says
Yeah it does


A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him...

"Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"


Why does Batman love to paddle in a canoe?

He is an orphan


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