Paddle Jokes

Following is our collection of watersports puns and huts one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Paddle jokes for adults, dirty raft jokes and clean emerson dad gags for kids.

The Best Paddle Puns

When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.

I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it?

Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?

Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation.

3 blonde girls is at the side of a river

And they're trying to get to the village on the other side

1 blond girl ask god to make her smart,so god turn her into a brunette and she swims across the river

the other girl ask god to make her smarter than the girl that just swam,so god make her into a redhead and she built a raft and paddle across

The last girl ask god to make her smarter than the other two girls,so god make her a man and he uses the bridge

I was hit in the head with a paddle

It was oarrible


The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle

just couldn't accept the fact that
 

he was stuck in de nile.

So two penguins are in the middle of a desert

and they're sitting in a canoe just paddling away, as hard as they can, not going anywhere, sand is flying everywhere, and they just keep paddling. eventually one penguin looks to the other and says "Where's your paddle" the other replies "Sure does."

Its usually a thinker for most, but i love it

Did you hear about the paddle sale?

It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).

Did you want to row or paddle?

Either oar...

What did the boy say to his Dad when he fell into the river?

Paddle Pop!

Two wind turbines are having a paddle

1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy?
2: I'm a big fan.


What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a canoe paddle up someone's ass

Two penguins are kayaking through the desert...

One turns to the other and asks: "where's your paddle?"
The other responds: "sure does"

Have you seen the scary movie about the slutty paddle?

It was a whore-oar.

Two penguins are paddling a canoe in the desert..

One says to the other: "Wheres the paddle!"
And the other says: "Sure does!"

How do you beat jesus at ping pong?

Make him use his hand as a paddle.

Two penguins were in a canoe, paddling through he dessert...

The first penguin says to the other;
Where's your paddle
The second one says
Yeah it does

A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him...

"Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"

There is an abundance of kayak jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 18 funniest jokes and paddle puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any capsize witze you can hear about paddle.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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