Paddle Jokes

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Funniest Paddle Short Jokes

Short paddle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The paddle humour may include short canoe jokes also.

1. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was... ...an ether/oar situation.
2. Before my operation, the anaesthesiologists asked if I wanted to be knocked out via gas or boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
3. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
4. "Hey man, I've never been in a two man rowboat before. Do I take this paddle or that one?" "Either oar."
5. Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it? Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?
6. Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle... It was an ether/oar situation.
7. While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba.
8. Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out.... Before my surgery the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
   It was an ether/oar situation.
9. The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle just couldn't accept the fact that
    
   he was stuck in de nile.
10. Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself... Now there's someone who could use a good paddle.

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Paddle One Liners

Which paddle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with paddle? I can suggest the ones about propeller and sail.

1. When rowing a boat, do you use the left paddle or the right paddle? Either oar.
2. My dentist can knock you out with gas or his boat paddle. It's a matter of ether oar
3. I was hit in the head with a paddle It was oarrible
4. What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot.
5. Did you hear about the paddle sale? It was quite the ordeal (oar deal).
6. Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar...
7. What did the boy say to his Dad when he fell into the river? Paddle Pop!
8. A man was canoeing down a river when he paddled into a large man-made obstruction, Dam
9. How do you beat jesus at ping pong? Make him use his hand as a paddle.
10. What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk? white water rafting.
11. Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
12. Why does Batman love to paddle in a canoe? He is an orphan
13. What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!
14. What did one paddle boarder say to other? sup
15. I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full

Paddle Boat Jokes

Here is a list of funny paddle boat jokes and even better paddle boat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man trips over a boat paddle on the pier and breaks his arm. The paddle says to him... "Don't worry, I'm a docked oar!"
• I don't understand white-black racism, I mean... we are on the same boat, but somebody has the whip and others the paddles.

Paddle Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about paddle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make paddle pranks.