Pact Jokes

20 pact jokes and hilarious pact puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pact that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pact Short Jokes

Short pact jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pact humour may include short agreement jokes also.

  1. There are signs of hope in south Asia. India and Pakistan have signed a naan-aggression pact.
  2. Me and my wife decided to form a s**... pact... Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore.
  3. My wife and I made a stop smoking pact, so now we only light up after s**... and I've only had six cigarettes in the last two months my wife is up to three packs a day
  4. My wife and I made a pact that we only smoke after s**... I've had the same pack since 1975. My wife is up to 3 packs a day!
    (RIP RD)

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Pact One Liners

Which pact one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pact? I can suggest the ones about pledge and alliance.

  1. Made pact with the Devil I sold him my sole.
  2. What do you get when you cross a slice with a pact? A piece treaty
  3. What did Stalin say when he had to sign the non-aggression pact with Germany? "Soviet"
  4. Me and my girlfriend had a s**... pact. One of us got cold feet.
  5. What do you call an overnight s**... pact? A hangover.
  6. What do you call two asthmatics 69'ing? A s**... pact.
  7. "Let's make a s**... pact!" said the necrophiliac.
  8. Why did h**... sign the n**...-soviet pact? He was Stalin for time

Pact joke, Why did h**... sign the n**...-soviet pact?

Quirky and Hilarious Pact Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about pact you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean compromise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pact pranks.

John and Paul wanted to know if there is baseball in heaven

So they made a pact. Whoever died first would tell the other one if there is in fact baseball in heaven. John dies and he tells Paul, "I have good news and bad news". John says "The good news is yes, there is baseball in heaven". So Paul asks "So what is the bad news then" and John's reply is "The bad news is that you are pitching on Wednesday."

TIL That due to recent advancements with AI two computers identified themselves as mates, and even went as far as to set up a Romeo and Juliette style s**... pact...

They say they were so in love they finished each others sentiences.

Pact joke, There are signs of hope in south Asia.