Pacquiao Jokes

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You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao?

Pacquiao isn't his wife.

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao

He gets extra practice with his wife.

Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas.

I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much?

Because of May weather.

Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

And the winner of Pacquiao vs Mayweather is....

The UFC

I think Mayweather got his fight and marriage mixed up...

cause he's punching his wife and hugging Pacquiao

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