Pacman Jokes

Funniest Pacman Short Jokes

Short pacman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pacman humour may include short maze jokes also.

1. What is the difference between a sausage in a bun and Pacman? One's a hotdog and the other's a dot hog.
2. What's the difference between your Pacman high score and your child? I haven't beaten your high score.
3. Computer games don't affect kids. If, say, Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
4. My dad got me a PacMan shaped cake for my birthday. At least, that's his explanation for the shape.
5. Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together? Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!
6. If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems Oh wait.
7. What do the ladies say to Pac-Man when they break up with him? Nothing, they always ghost him.
8. Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
   The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
9. Why is Pac-Man always so thirsty? Because he is always looking for wada wada wada wada wada wada
10. What do you get when you stuff a Pac-man with shrimp and applesauce? Shrimp Eater Apple Man

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Pacman One Liners

Which pacman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pacman? I can suggest the ones about dot and fruit.

1. Why doesn't Pacman use Twitter? He doesn't like being followed.
2. What does Pacman put on his Tacos? Guacawaccawaccamole
3. Why was Pac-Man in a bad mood after coming home from a date?
4. What would pac-man do if he had legs? Walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk-a-walk
5. Why do women love playing Pac-Man? They can get eaten three times for a quarter.
6. What do you get when you cross Pacman with Shakira? Waka waka waka waka waka waka....
7. Pacman must be a furry Because he keeps going UWU~UWU~UWU~UWU
8. How does pac-man exercise? He WALKa-WALKa-WALKas
9. What does the Italian PAC-MAN say? Woppa Woppa Woopa
10. What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over? I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!
11. Who is Pac-Mans favorite artist? Wokka wokka flame!
12. He's all mouth Pac-Man.
13. What is Pacmans favorite song? Boulevard of Broken Dreams
14. What country is Black Pac-Man from? Waka Wakanda
15. What do you call a Pac-man that hasn't yet matured? Small-Pac's (smallpox).

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