Packers Jokes

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The Best Packers Puns

Breaking News: NFL responds to lost revenue from kneeling controversy

Breaking News: The NFL announced today that because of lost revenue due to kneeling, an NFL Team had to be cut. Tampa Bay and the Green Bay Packers will be combining forming the Tampacks. They will be good for only one period and will have no second string...

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NFL CUTS ONE TEAM

The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate one team from the league.

They've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs.

They will be known as the TAMPACKS.

Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.

What do Monica Lewinsky and the Green Bay Packers have in common?

They both love Clinton-Dix.

In honor of the Vikings/Packers game on Saturday...

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

I was watching a bunch shoe store clerks arguing at a grocery store checkout line ...

It just kept escalating until an all-out bawl broke out at the store. At the end, the shoe store guys kicked the crap out of all the grocery packers. Just goes to show...

Baggers can't beat Shoes'ers ...


What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

So me and my pal George went down the river to get some firewood when an angry bear began to charge!

George explained we weren't Packers fans, so the property owner didn't charge us for trespassing.

Thank god Green Bay is known for their cheese.

The fudge packers just doesn't have the same ring.

Why did the Green Bay Packers have a poor season?

Because Aaron Rodgers was too busy double checking everything.

Why did Monica Lewinsky change her fandom from the Packers to the Washington Redskins?

She likes Clinton-Dix

Title for documentary about poor pickled pepper packers?

jalapeΓ±o paupers


What do The Office and the NFL have in common?

The Packers suck.

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