Packer Jokes
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So I was at my local store...
So I was at my local store and watched the bag packer bring an old ladies groceries out to her car. When I got to the checkout I said, "can you carry my groceries out to my car?". The bag packer said, "sure sir, why not".
We traveled across the car park and when we arrived at my car I said, "you know, I probably could have carried my own groceries to my car but I'm kind of lazy"
He said, "I kind of gathered that sir, here's your snickers"
What do you call a 300 pound Green Bay Packer fan?
Anorexic
Meanwhile in Wisconsin,
a local beer swilling cheese eating packer loving barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
What do you call a lesbian meat packer?
A butcher
What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?
Green Baes
What do Viking and Packer fans have in common?
They are both Cousins lovers.
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