Package Delivery Jokes
12 package delivery jokes and hilarious package delivery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about package delivery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short package delivery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The package delivery humour may include short delivery jokes also.
- I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona... He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
- A mailman was trying to tell a joke while transporting a package But he messed up the delivery
- Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery.
- I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.
That's the last time I pay for a special delivery. - I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping.
- Gay men would make great Amazon Delivery guys... They know how to handle large packages & have no problems delivering loads in the rear
- Little things come in small packages That's how I lost my job at the parcel delivery company
- So a gay UPS delivery man came to my door today... He was very persistant on checking my package.
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What funny jokes about package delivery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pack jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make package delivery pranks.
Johnny became a mailman after hearing how they always slept with women as part of the punchline of jokes. He figured he'd tell the jokes to mothers as he dropped of the mail and then sleep with them. He dropped off package after package and told joke after joke, but no mothers ever slept with him.
One day he asked a mother if he's been mislead by the jokes. Maybe mother's really never slept with the mailmen and the jokes were misleading.
The mother said, oh honey, it's not the jokes, it your delivery.
Making Babies
A couple went to the hospital for their baby delivery. The wife was very sickly and fragile. The deliver had to be a Caesarean section. The husband was pacing the hallways while the wife was in surgery. The nurse finally came out of the delivery room with a little package wrapped in a blue blanket. The nurse said to the husband, "Here is your new baby boy, I'm very sorry your wife didn't make it". The husband handed the baby back to the nurse and demanded, "Give me the baby my wife made, not this one."
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Why do l**... make horrible delivery drivers?
They only focus on the box and ignore the package!
A old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.
95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.
“There is no hurry,” she told the clerk, “just so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”
He glanced at her and said, “That will be $3.95, please.”