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Package Deal Jokes

3 package deal jokes and hilarious package deal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about package deal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Package Deal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good package deal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies...

It was a package deal.

If they ever start charging for air...

I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal.

A snail walks into a car dealership

It takes a look at the new sportscar. The salesman says the snail would look pretty cool in the new sportscar and the snail agrees.
Salesman asked the snail about option packages, rustproofing...you know the deal. The snail says no to everything offered, but says he wants one thing done to the car...to have 'S' painted all over the car. Salesman, confused, asks why would you want 'S' painted all over your brand new sportscar??? Snail replies "So when I drive by, everybody will say look at that 'S' car go...."

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