Pachyderm Jokes
20 pachyderm jokes and hilarious pachyderm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pachyderm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pachyderm Short Jokes
Short pachyderm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pachyderm humour may include short pony jokes also.
- Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates.
aaahhhthankyou - Hating Pachyderms If you say you hate all pachyderms, but you're actually cool with elephants and rhinos, your really just being hippo critical
- So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but... ...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.
- How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms? With the Periodic Table of Elephants.
- It's not that pachyderms have great memories. They're just very adept at forgetting only that which is irrelephant.
- I need some information on an extinct Pachyderm... Can I borrow your periodic table of the elephants?
- What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant.
*...I'll show myself out*
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Pachyderm One Liners
Which pachyderm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pachyderm? I can suggest the ones about elephant and platypus.
- What did one pachyderm say to the other pachyderm? Eh, never mind. It's irrelephant.
- How do pachyderms hear so well? Eh, nevermind, it's earelephant.
- What do you call a pachyderm who doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
- What do you call a pachyderm who's in last place? Doesn't matter - it's rear elephant
- What do you give an elephant who wants to quit smoking? Pachyderm CQ
- What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant.
- What do you call a pachyderm noone cares about? It's irrelephant.
- What did the jazz fan name his pachyderms? He called his elephants Gerald.
- What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font
Heartwarming Pachyderm Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about pachyderm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean antelope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pachyderm pranks.
A zookeeper is giving a chemist a tour of the zoo.
The zookeeper gestures at a fancy new building proudly and says to the scientist "This is our replacement 'Pachyderm Palace'. It's newly built, and is not fully accessible, so it's only in use on Tuesdays."
The chemist says "Ah, so it's a periodic stable for the elephants."
