Ozzy Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans..

..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.

What kind of shampoo did Ozzy Osbourne get his kids?

No More Tears

I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Experts now bringing in Ozzy Osbourne to assess the Amtrak derailment in Washington

As he is certified on going off the rails on a crazy train.

What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull?

He threw up the horns.

What do you call a skydiving metalhead?

Ozzy Airborne

What are the funniest ozzy jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Ozzy? Well, here are the best Ozzy puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Ozzy pick up lines to share with friends.


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