Oyster Jokes

• Short Oyster Jokes
• Oyster One Liners
• Oyster Shucking Jokes
• Rocky Mountain Oyster Jokes
• Oyster Day Jokes
• Oyster Aphrodisiac Jokes
• More Oyster Jokes

Funniest Oyster Short Jokes

Short oyster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oyster humour may include short shellfish jokes also.

1. Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him? He was shellfish in the seabed
   No, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
2. Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel
3. I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash.
4. What's worse than eating 11 oysters off your grandma's private parts Realising you only put 10
5. I walked into the newsagents and asked if they sold Oyster Cards. The cashier said, "For the bus?" I said, "No, it's my oyster's birthday."
6. Why won't any sea creatures date oysters? Rumour has it they're shellfish lovers.
7. What's an oyster's favorite band? Pearl Jam.
8. What did the oyster say when he got caught? Aww, shucks
9. I thought it was an oyster But it's snot.
10. Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say,
    "The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"

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Oyster One Liners

Which oyster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oyster? I can suggest the ones about lobster and ostrich.

1. Do you know why the clam murdered the oyster? Shellfish reasons
2. What did the disappointed oyster say? Aw shucks!
3. The world is an oyster Much nicer on crackers
4. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish!
5. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
6. Why did the oyster leave the party early He pulled a mussel
7. What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish.
8. An oyster goes out clubbing. It was a good night. He pulled a mussel.
9. Why did the baby oyster refuse to share his toys? He was a little shellfish.
10. Why did the oyster get dumped by his girlfriend? He's shellfish
11. Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam 😃
12. What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
13. Why do oysters enjoy being cooked? It raises their shellfish steam.
14. How do oysters get around? In mussel cars.
15. What does an oyster use when its shell is dry? Oysterizer

Oyster Shucking Jokes

Here is a list of funny oyster shucking jokes and even better oyster shucking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the embarrassed oyster say? Aw shucks
• Restaurant owner warns his employee: "one must open oysters carefully"... The employee answers: "no shucking fit!"
• Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks
• What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and your girlfriend? One shakes while she shucks...
• I had bad oysters last night .... it shucks
• TIL that oysters can act as an aphrodisiac when consumed in large quantities Now I can't stop shucking.
• Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
• What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks
• What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a p**... with IBS? Well, one you have to shuck between fits...
• What is the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker & a p**... with diarrhea? The epileptic oyster-shucker SHUCKS between FITS.

Rocky Mountain Oyster Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocky mountain oyster jokes and even better rocky mountain oyster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Son: I just found out what Rocky mountain oysters are Dad: I know, it's nuts
• Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
  The bull must have drug him a mile!
• Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal.
• You know what Rocky Mountain oysters are, right? If you dont, Jen'll tell ya.
• Rocky mountain oysters are quite expensive. A cheap alternative would be deer t**..., which one can easily find under a buck.

Oyster Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny oyster day jokes and even better oyster day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man asked me for a lift the other day. As I drove away I called back to him, 'Go for it, the world's your oyster!'
• Why didn't the oyster have any friends? He was shellfish.
  Woo! Been thinking for days trying to come up with some OC to blast your brains with.

Oyster Aphrodisiac Jokes

Here is a list of funny oyster aphrodisiac jokes and even better oyster aphrodisiac puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard oysters were an effective aphrodisiac, so I ate a dozen. Only four of them worked.
• If Oysters are an aphrodisiac to women, what food is the opposite to Oysters? Wedding Cake.

Cheerful Fun Oyster Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about oyster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea shell jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oyster pranks.