Oxymoron Jokes

Funniest Oxymoron Short Jokes

Short oxymoron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oxymoron humour may include short paradox jokes also.

1. "Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club." Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
   "Ok, same difference."
   *looks at group*
   Oh, this guy is good.
2. I really like oxymorons. Phrases like jumbo shrimp, organized chaos, open secret Or United States of America.
3. We learned about oxymorons. It was very fun, there were many examples.
   freezer burn, original copy, exact estimate, truthful politician, caring insurance, Microsoft Works, and more!
4. I think it's fun to come up with oxymorons... ...a couple of my favorites are same difference, definitely maybe, and nice feminist.
5. What do you call somebody who takes Oxycodone to deal with the pain of taking too much Oxycodone? An Oxymoron
6. My friend asked me what an oxymoron was. I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."
7. Do you know what "oxymoron" means? It's a term in which contradicting words occur together. For example:
   a "clever vegan"
   or
   a "female driver"
8. Just came up with a one-liner after hearing an ad on the radio Conflict-free wedding ring is an oxymoron.
9. What do you call someone who likes pharmaceutical narcotics, but likes to stay healthy? An oxymoron.
10. What do you call a dumb cow who is bad at grammar? An oxymoron.

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Oxymoron One Liners

Which oxymoron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oxymoron? I can suggest the ones about irony and opposite word.

1. What do you call an intelligent idiot? An oxymoron
2. A group of introverts is called an oxymoron Please help me
3. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
4. Teacher:"Give an example of an oxymoron " Student:"Artwork"
5. An oxymoron walked into a bar And the silence was deafening.
6. What do you call a straight edge kid taking painkillers? An oxymoron
7. What do you call a terribly good cleaning solution? An oxymoron.
8. Do you know what an oxymoron is? neither do I
9. Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. Jumbo shrimp with 8 wives is an oxymorman.
10. I had to look up the word oxymoron, strange that I never knew.... ...before now.
11. What is TrumpCare? An oxymoron.
12. Why was the silent scream at the asylum? Because he was an oxyMORON!
13. Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
14. What do you call someone who fails English class? An oxymoron
15. The farmer's dumb cattle was found missing He said, now that's an oxymoron

Comedy Oxymoron Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about oxymoron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hyperbole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oxymoron pranks.