Oxymoron Jokes
45 oxymoron jokes and hilarious oxymoron puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oxymoron that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Oxymoron Short Jokes
Short oxymoron jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oxymoron humour may include short paradox jokes also.
- "Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club." Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
Oh, this guy is good. - I really like oxymorons. Phrases like jumbo shrimp, organized chaos, open secret Or United States of America.
- We learned about oxymorons. It was very fun, there were many examples.
freezer burn, original copy, exact estimate, truthful politician, caring insurance, Microsoft Works, and more! - I think it's fun to come up with oxymorons... ...a couple of my favorites are same difference, definitely maybe, and nice feminist.
- What do you call somebody who takes Oxycodone to deal with the pain of taking too much Oxycodone? An Oxymoron
- Pretty Ugly Joke Ahead What do you call an idiot who is *happily married*?
An oxymoron. - My friend asked me what an oxymoron was. I thought the best way to teach him was to use one in a sentence, so I said "The other day, I had Ethiopian food for dinner."
- Do you know what "oxymoron" means? It's a term in which contradicting words occur together. For example:
a "clever vegan"
or
a "female driver" - Just came up with a one-liner after hearing an ad on the radio Conflict-free wedding ring is an oxymoron.
- I had to look up the word oxymoron, strange that I never knew.... ...before now.
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Oxymoron One Liners
Which oxymoron one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oxymoron? I can suggest the ones about irony and opposite word.
- What do you call an intelligent idiot? An oxymoron
- A group of introverts is called an oxymoron Please help me
- What is a group of introverts called? An oxymoron!
please help me - What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
- What do you call a group of introverts? An oxymoron.
- Teacher:"Give an example of an oxymoron " Student:"Artwork"
- An oxymoron walked into a bar And the silence was deafening.
- What do you call a straight edge kid taking painkillers? An oxymoron
- What do you call a clever idiot? An Oxymoron.
- What do you call a smart painkiller addict? An Oxymoron.
- What do you call an idiot who graduated from Oxford? An Oxymoron.
- What do you call a terribly good cleaning solution? An oxymoron.
- What do you call someone who abuses OxyContin? An oxymoron.
- Do you know what an oxymoron is? neither do I
- Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. Jumbo shrimp with 8 wives is an oxymorman.
Comedy Oxymoron Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about oxymoron you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hyperbole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oxymoron pranks.
Any more oxymorons?
* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty
The Oxymoron poem
Ladies and Gentlemen; hobos and Tramps; bug eyed mosquitos and legged ants: I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing of.
One cold dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys stood up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each-other! The deaf policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.
What do you call a pharmacist who knows nothing about opioids?
An "oxy"m**...
What do you call a smart teenager that starts doing drugs because they think it's cool?
An Oxy-m**...
Do you know why all the O2 molecules are intelligent?
Because an s**... one would be an Oxy-m**....
[OC] What do you call a m**... who's actually quite smart?
An oxymoron.
What do you call an idiot who steals prescription drugs from pharmacies?
An oxy-m**...
I know an o**... addict who is s**... but high functioning
She's an oxymoron
What do you call a smart idiot?
An oxy-m**...
Did you hear the one about the sleepy j**...?
He's an oxymoron
What do you call a s**... genius?
An Oxymoron.
What do you call a m**... that is actually a genius
An oxymoron
What's the most oxymoronic job ever?
Well, I've never had a p**... blow puffs of air on my Johnson...
