Oxygen Jokes
139 oxygen jokes and hilarious oxygen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oxygen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with the best Oxygen jokes! From puns about oxygen tanks to the chemistry of oxygen elements and reactions, discover the funniest jokes about oxygen and breathing-related topics. Learn why good oxygen can help tungsten, nitrogen, and phosphorus -all in one hilarious joke.
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Funniest Oxygen Short Jokes
Short oxygen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oxygen humour may include short hydrogen jokes also.
- Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"
- Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
- I heard a joke about oxygen and potassium. I'd say it was pretty OK. Yea, I also heard that sodium was under assault.
- If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere... ... too bad they only produce oxygen.
- My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes... So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"
- So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.
- Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up? Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it.
- An Oxygen molecule go sees a doctor "Doc, Im suffering from terrible cramps" says the Oxygen Molecule.
"That's an easy fix," says the doctor, "Just eat some Potassium and you'll be OK!" - My Dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen
- Somewhere out there, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. It also has no oxygen.
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Oxygen One Liners
Which oxygen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oxygen? I can suggest the ones about monoxide and nitrogen.
- What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning
- Oxygen and potassium walk into a bar The bartender said "Ok"
- My girlfriend is just like a burning hot fire You take away the oxygen and they're gone.
- What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg
- Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free.
- Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK
- What did the oxygen atom in tuxedo say to the hydrogen atoms? Bond, Covalent Bond
- Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar... OH SNaP
- A red blood cell was found stealing oxygen... They had to make a cardiac arrest.
- How did the date go between oxygen and potassium? OK.
- What did Helium do after Hydrogen and Oxygen became water? He didn't react at all.
- Oxygen and Potassium went for a date and it's totally OK
- My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
- What do you call an aquarium filled with liquid nitrogen? Oxygen defishent.
- What does the oxygen say to the magma? I LAVA you
Hydrogen Oxygen Jokes
Here is a list of funny hydrogen oxygen jokes and even better hydrogen oxygen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar. OH SNaP! exclaims the bartender.
- Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
- A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium. HONK
- What did Oxygen say when he realized he is losing an argument with Hydrogen? OH
- My hotel room has a partial water view! I would have preferred oxygen but hydrogen is nice, too.
- Some elements walk into a bar... Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfer, sodium, and phosphorus all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "OH SNaP!"
- If we are made of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen. And the universe is made up of primarily oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen.Is this why I'm so spaced out?
- Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name
- What did the scientist say when he put oxygen and hydrogen together? OH.
Disclaimer - I'm sure this has been used before, but I thought of it this morning and wanted to share it. - What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This t**... is getting me wet!
Oxygen Tank Jokes
Here is a list of funny oxygen tank jokes and even better oxygen tank puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I still remember my grandfather's last words before he passed away "Son, you are stepping on the oxygen tank"
- What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? "10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"
- I heard that oxygen is free Now I was imprisoned for stealing oxygen tank.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply s**... all the life out of the ocean to breath. - What's the only thing better than having a cigarette after s**...? Oxygen tank.
Good Oxygen Jokes
Here is a list of funny good oxygen jokes and even better good oxygen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes. But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."
- I was going to write a chemistry joke but all the good ones... No who am I kidding? There are Nitrogen Oxygen Neon
Oxygen Element Jokes
Here is a list of funny oxygen element jokes and even better oxygen element puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If I had to pick 3 Elements that summed up my life... They would either be Aluminum, Oxygen and Neon, or they would be Carbon, Radium and Phosphorous.
- My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
- Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC
- One day in class I started saying "hydrogen, helium, lithium..." Then I screamed out **#"OXYGEN!"** and everyone got scared.
I said "that was the element of surprise."
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What funny jokes about oxygen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oxide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oxygen pranks.
So an oxygen molecule walks into a bar... [biochem joke]
and goes up to the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender hands the Oxygen it's drink he notices the small molecule petrified with fear. He notices this and quickly realizes hemoglobin sitting alone in a corner booth with an obvious attraction to oxygen. The bartender looks and says to Oxygen "Don't worry, he's totally heme-less".
Oxygen was m**... in her room making loud noises
Potassium unable to control himself barged in through the door.
it went ok
Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen
"It was an oxidant!", he was heard to say later.
Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium?
It's a real guzzler.
Two chemists walk into a bar
The first chemist tells the bartender "I'll have some H2O, please." The second chemist agrees: "I'll have some H2O also, please."
The second chemist died of aluminum, sulfur, and oxygen poisoning.
Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?
Because he was the rightful heir
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date.
It went O.K.
How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?
Nion
Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath.
My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating
O Mg
So oxygen went on a second date with potassium
That went OK2
I told my friend an oxygen joke which he didnt get at first
Until he finally went "O"
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they fell forward they'd still be in the frigging boat!"
Do you have oxygen and potassium?
Because you seem OK.
I'm not sorry
A king doesn't breathe oxygen
he breathes helium because it is a noble gas.
My dad died in front of me
Before he died, he scribbled me a note. They were his last words. I decided not to open it till I was ready. A year later, I opened it and this is what is said, "You are stepping on my oxygen line".
A nerdy science joke
I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO
Why is oxygen like s**...?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
An oxygen atom and a potassium atom were involved in a car accident
Fortunately, they came out OK
My Chinese friend got really sick one day
I went to the hospital to see how he's doin, but he just kept whispering Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan! Yang qi guan!" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and a few days later I googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means You're standing on my oxygen tube.
How do you make Iron look rustic?
You add oxygen.
DON'T BREATHE!
Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life.
I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.
I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."
Oxygen and Potassium had s**....
It was OK.
Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration
We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
What did the s**... deviant hydrogen say to the oxygen?
Do you like b**...?
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
Help! I'm stuck in this gas chamber.
If I don't get out now I'll die from all this oxygen and nitrogen in 70 years!
Nitrogen asked Oxygen to go out on a date...
Oxygen said NO.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.
What do you call a super watered down liquor with all the oxygen removed?
Hydro-gin
Oxygen and iron are on a date
Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"
Airline passenger safety brief
In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from above. If you're traveling with a child, please fit their mask first. If you have more than 1 child with you, please pick your favorite now.
All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same.
Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine
Did you hear about the time when oxygen asked potassium on a date?
It turned out OK.
An oxygen atom was looking forward to a t**...,
Instead the poor guy got ozoned.
Me neither
Did you hear the one about the average of the sum of all organic compounds that contain an oxygen atom connected to two alkyl atoms?
No?
Mean ether.
Consuming Oxygen is a dangerous addiction.
People just keep inhaling it till they die.
Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?
Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
How humans and animals survived before the 18th century?
Oxygen was discovered only in 1772!
A plane has a horrible accident...
...and is split in half horizontally. Everyone is holding onto the oxygen masks above with their legs dangling in the air.
The captain shouts to the passengers, "We can make it, but the weight's off - at least one person needs to let go or else none of us will make it!"
Willing to die for a good cause, a young man shouts "I will sacrifice my life for all of you!"
Everyone claps.
This is a little science joke my friend told me.
A 99kg man asks his friend if I eat 1kg of nachos, does that make me 1%nacho.? The friend replied to that
Well the human body is made up of sodium, oxygen, carbon and hydrogen. So that practically makes us 100% NaCHO
If you watch the trailer for Avengers: Endgame every day...
... Tony Stark will always have one more day of oxygen.
This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium
:)
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a t**......
Made me so wet.
I have an oxygen addiction
I tried to quit, but after a few minutes I was feeling blue.
I asked my friend to lend me some Oxygen and Potassium.
He said O-K.
Does making a chemistry joke make you sound smart?
Nitrogen Oxygen.
I don't know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it's been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
