Oxide Jokes
38 oxide jokes and hilarious oxide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oxide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this collection of funny jokes related to oxide materials such as nitrous oxide, magnesium oxide, manganese, silicon and sulphur. These jokes will leave you laughing out loud as you learn about all of the different types of oxides.
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Funniest Oxide Short Jokes
Short oxide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oxide humour may include short odor jokes also.
- Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
He leaves without resistance. - They told me it was foolish to fill the room with nitrous oxide... Well, who's laughing now.
- I asked my chem teacher wether he knew the formula for nitrous oxide Unfortunately he said no
- Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO
Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys. - Classic. I'd be surprised if this was not posted already. One afternoon the teacher asked the Johnny Can you explain what oxidation is? He replied No my science is a little rusty.
- Mafia Boss: I want the brake lines of this guy's car to be rusting. Chemist: I'm listening.
Mafia Boss: But make sure..it looks like an oxidant. - I used to know everything there was to know about metal oxidation... ... but now I'm a bit rusty
- My fellow investors mocked me for buying shares in Nitrous Oxide. It's the laughing stock.
- What's funny about a FedEx guy telling a joke about his truck full of Nitrous oxide? There is nothing funny about the joke, it's about his delivery.
- Do you know why you stop the reaction as soon as the methane and the ammonia have finished oxidizing? Because HCN is the final solution.
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Oxide One Liners
Which oxide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oxide? I can suggest the ones about acid and omega.
- I blew up my chemistry experiment Oxidants happen.
- A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH NO".
- TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide OH NO!
- My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
- I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty
- Someone asked me whether I know what is produced when Nitrogen oxidizes. I said NO
- Molecule Nitrous oxide
- Why did the H2 bond with the O? Didn't mean to, it was an oxidant
- Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen.
- Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO
- Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,
- Do you wanna hear something that will make you laugh? Nitrous Oxide
- Yo, could you tell me the chemical formula for Nitric Oxide? NO
- *Notices your tungsten(IV) oxide* O=W=O what's this
- You a salty Bromine? Na BrO I got my oxide
Nitrous Oxide Jokes
Here is a list of funny nitrous oxide jokes and even better nitrous oxide puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I once gave Houdini some Nitrous Oxide to help him with one of his stunts. It was a barrel of laughs.
- My dentist uses nitrous oxide to save on his electric bill He doesn't need his drills to spin cause he just makes the whole room spin instead.
- Why do people laugh when they take Nitrous Oxide? It's a gas!
Happy Oxide Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about oxide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean iron jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oxide pranks.
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Saucy!?
I tried to make a 'fancy' sauce last night at dinner, I mixed v**..., gravy and nitrous oxide, sadly, all I managed was make myself an Absolut laughing stock!
What happens when nitrogen meets oxygen?
Do they become nitrogen monoxide? NO.
Do they become nitrogen dioxide? NO2.
Do they become nitrogen trioxide? NO3.
They become nitrous oxide! The joke is not very funny, but the gas still makes people laugh.
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A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide.
I told him he's made himself a laughing stock.
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
I know a joke about nitric oxide
Every time I tell it though my skin turns red and I sometimes see spots.
See, because nitric oxide is a vasodilator that increases blood flow and lowers blood pressure? Yeah I know, it's way too complicated for a joke, that's why most people just say NO
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
Iron was talking to his good friend Aluminum...
About his girlfriend Oxide. Aluminum told Iron that he should just dump her. "You don't need that kind of negativity in your life", he said. So Iron took his advice and sent Oxide packing, but Aluminum swooped in immediately after and started seeing Oxide himself.
Needless to say, things got a little heated and Iron had a total meltdown.
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Nitrous Oxide a**......
It's not a laughing matter.
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What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist?
Iron Oxide
