Ownership Jokes
10 ownership jokes and hilarious ownership puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ownership that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores ownership jokes from different perspectives including home ownership, boat ownership, and investment. Learn about the Colorado resident who 'owns' the state and the investor who found a creative way to purchase a car. Give these jokes a read and you're sure to have a chuckle.
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Comical Ownership Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good ownership joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
I think I should start uploading my bills.
A man walks into a pharmacy
A man walks in to a pharmacy &, after several minutes, walks up to the woman behind the counter.
She asked, "How can I help you?"
The man replied, "I need to speak to a male pharmacist."
The woman responded with, "I'm sorry. My sister & I run this pharmacy. There are no males employed here. Sir, how can I help you? I am a pharmacist & I will be professional."
The man pondered over this & then said, "Well. OK. Every day, I have an e**... that lasts for 3 hours. I don't take any pills. It's just a natural occurrence. What can you give me for it?"
The pharmacist thought about it for a moment, then said, "Let me call my sister. Wait right here." She came back a few minutes later & said, "Here's what we can offer you: 1/3 ownership of the store, a company truck, a king size waterbed, & $3000/month living expenses."
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist...
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.
The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent e**.... It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3000 a month living expenses.
Permanent e**...
A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent e**... which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is one third ownership in the store and 3000 Dollars a month in living expenses."
A father and his son were standing the the farm, looking out into the fields
"One day, this will all be yours" the father said.
Next day the father died of natural causes and the ownership of the farm was transfered to the son.
24 hours later the bank came and took over, due to the fathers very high debt.
"I guess my father wasn't lying when he said this would all be mine for one day" the son then thought.
What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?
My newt.
I know a sure way to stop the m**... hornets
Just have Michael Jordan take over ownership.
Cat ownership is like the economy
50% of cats are owned by the top 1% of cat lovers
I never really met my neighbors until they tried to sue me over the ownership of some property.
Turns out we had a lot in common.
Your friend might secretly be a member of ISIS if...
You drop a horrendous f**... and he claims ownership of it.
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