Owl Jokes

Funniest Owl Short Jokes

Short owl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The owl humour may include short hoot jokes also.

1. Cargo Owl Joke Knock, knock...
   Who's there?
   Cargo.
   Cargo who?
   Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
   
2. BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?
   ME: Who?
   *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°*
3. You want to know the worst thing about owls? It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
4. What's the difference between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl? One can shoot but can't hit..
5. I said to my kid, Someone just told me that you're acting like an owl. My son: Who?
   Me: Exactly.
6. A man walks into a store "I'd like to buy an owl."
   "We don't sell owls here."
   "Someone told me you did."
   "Who?"
   "I just heard one."
7. I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees I only lasted a day. All I had was 3 apples and an owl.
8. My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl.
9. What's an owl's favourite drink? Hoot beer!
   Sorry, I made this joke up when I was 5 and just wanted to share :P
10. I'm sorry if this is slightly off topic. I was wondering if someone could help me. I'm trying to remember a joke about an owl. All I remember is the punchline was a hoot.

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Owl One Liners

Which owl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with owl? I can suggest the ones about woodpecker and twit.

1. I'm starting a club for night owls. Who's up for that?
2. What do you call a wet baby owl? A moist owlette.
3. Ornithologists in peru have discovered that owls hunt there in pairs They're Inca hoots.
4. How long does an owl live? six and a half books.
5. You wanna know who sounds like an owl?
6. I'm out bird watching with sinead O'Connor.... so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.
7. What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom.
8. I know someone who talks like an owl
9. Imagine how happy barn owls were .... when people finally started making barn.
10. So I told my girlfriend someone's out there making owl noises and she's like "who"
11. What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray.
12. From my son: "knock knock" "who's there"
    "owls say"
    "owls say who"
    *meniacal smile*
13. What is the owl's favorite school subject? Owlgebra
14. What did the owls name their band? The Who
15. What do you call a magic owl? HOOdini

Spotted Owl Jokes

Here is a list of funny spotted owl jokes and even better spotted owl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• And then there was the male spotted owl who told his wife, "What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species!"

Owl Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny owl knock knock jokes and even better owl knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Knock knock Who's there?
  Owls
  Owls Who?
  That's Right!!!!
• HOOT HOOT Knock Knock
  Who's there?
  Owl.
  Owl who?
  Whoo? Whoo! Hoo...hoooh hoo!
• PIGS FLY Knock! Knock!
  Who's there?
  Oink oink.
  Oink oink who?
  Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!

Barn Owl Jokes

Here is a list of funny barn owl jokes and even better barn owl puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
• What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl? You talonted
• Where in Russia did the barn owl live? In Barnaul.

Silly & Ridiculous Owl Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about owl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bird jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make owl pranks.