Ovulating Jokes
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What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates?
An Eggsodus.
What happened to the girl that had her period while giving a speech?
She got a standing ovulation
Why do most women want to have s**... during ovulation?
Because the s**... is eggceptional.
Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?
The audience gave it a standing ovulation.
What do you call a resounding period?
A standing ovulation.
Two sperms are racing to reach the ovule.
After a minute, one asks the other, "Hey, how much longer until we reach the ovaries?" The other answers, "Keep swimming, fool! We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!"
I was tell jokes at the fertility clinic with my wife today.
I got a standing ovulation.
What did the worlds best public speaker get when she gave a riveting speech while on her period?
A standing ovulation.
Why do musicians love performing in front of crowds of women?
They always give standing ovulations.
How do the female members of the Human League Ovulate?
They use their Philoaklian tubes
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