Overtime Jokes
28 overtime jokes and hilarious overtime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about overtime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Overtime Short Jokes
Short overtime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overtime humour may include short overnight jokes also.
- I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
- (Grandma told me this one) why did the teach put a clock on the floor of her desk? Because she wanted to work overtime
- My boss is very powerful. He makes me work overtime `power = work / time`
Physics anyone? - It's a good thing Superbowl LII didn't go to overtime... More than just the commercials would be Tide.
- OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime - If the Super Bowl goes into overtime, does that mean… …the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
- They fired a Mexican guy at work the other day, he was a really hard worker. We hope the find some Juan to replace him soon we are getting tired of working overtime.
- Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime! - Why do watch repairmen frequently get overtime? Because they're always working around the clock
- Got fired from the Milton Bradley factory just for working overtime... They said I made too much Trouble.
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Overtime One Liners
Which overtime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overtime? I can suggest the ones about overly and working late.
- Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? He logged a lot of hours.
- My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime.
- Why did Jamie Redknapp work so much overtime? So he could get more time in lieu
- What do you call overtime at a mattress store? Bed time and a half.
- Why was power so tired? He was working over-time.
- Overtime is a curse word in retail.* *And the Atlanta Falcons.
- What is it called when the police work overtime? Copper Nitrate.
- My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could.
- What's the most forbidden word in retail? Overtime.
- What do you call a boxer who comes home after a fight, to beat up his wife? Overtime.
Working Overtime Jokes
Here is a list of funny working overtime jokes and even better working overtime puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk? Because he wanted them to work over-time~
Laughter Overtime Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about overtime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean over the limit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overtime pranks.
An employee sees his boss arrive at work one day in a brand new Lamborghini.
The employee goes out to the car park and says to his boss Wow that's an amazing car! I wish I had one just like it, that must have cost you a pretty penny!
The boss stands up, looks the employee in the face and says Yes, it did. And do you know something? Next year, if you work really hard, and you do your overtime, and you save your pennies, and you do your absolute best then maybe...
The employee, mystified and excited for what comes next, says yes...
The boss looks into the employees eyes and says then maybe... I'll have another one next year.
Today my boss arrived at work with a very cool car, and I congratulated him.
He said: "Well, if you set yourself goals, are determined, work hard and do some over-time, I can get myself a better one next year."
My boss bought an new car...
My boss bought a new sports car and parked it on his space while I was walking by him. I congratulated him to his newest purchase.
He said: "Well, if you work hard, set yourself goals, do overtime and work with determination, I will be able to buy an even better one next year."
A blonde women's basketball team rallied and then t**... the score at the end of regulation...
...and the coach took out a bottle of wine and handed out glasses to the team.
After imbibing, the blonde team obviously ended up losing.
Coach was asked later by, "Why the early celebration?"
Coach said, "We weren't celebrating, we're not that s**.... I served wine because I heard it always gets better overtime."
