Overseas Jokes
48 overseas jokes and hilarious overseas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about overseas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Overseas Short Jokes
Short overseas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overseas humour may include short abroad jokes also.
- We, the taxpayers, keep paying to send Trump on very expensive trips overseas. It might be worth it too, except he keeps coming back.
- I adopted a child from overseas... I adopted a child from overseas.
To prevent him from working child-labour factories.
And on his very first birthday, we took him to build a bear workshop. - What did Matthew McConaughey tell his sweetheart when he found out he had to go overseas for a year? I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
- The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand..... Americans are becoming huge targets overseas
- What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs? A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!
- I'm going overseas soon and I've been thinking about checking out the Dalmatia Coast. I've heard it's got some great spots.
- After shopping for the first time overseas in a middle eastern market, the American tourist was quoted saying "How bazaar"
- What do you call a government official who overseas regulations on breweries? A Beer-aucrat
- Where do welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas? OooOooo woolwarves of London
- As a new mechanic in the US military, I must admit I abhor the army standard when working on equipment overseas. I much prefer the army metric.
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Overseas One Liners
Which overseas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overseas? I can suggest the ones about foreign country and foreigner.
- What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
- What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing
- What do you call a bean that lives overseas? A broad bean.
- How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied.
- Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas? Because I Noah guy
- What do you call a geologist that smuggles rocks overseas? A Pyrite
- What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef. - I just ordered one of those really rare insects from overseas. It's an important.
- What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese
- What do you call a Women's Studies course to take overseas? Study a broad.
- If Gandalf wanted to go on an overseas holiday, what would he do? Fly, *you fools*.
- What do you call domestic a**... overseas? Abusing a broad
Comical & Quirky Overseas Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about overseas you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overseas pranks.
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are.
Please keep your photo and return the others.”
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job.
The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for.
"Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
"Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometers, say a Mercedes convertible."
The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited.
"Wow. Are you kidding?"
"Yeah. But you started it."
A blonde goes into an overseas transmission center...
So this blonde goes into this transmission center to go talk to her mother, which is in another continent working 12 hours a day. The male receptionist said "100 dollars please," and the woman remembered she left the cash at home. She didn't have the time to wait, so she said to the male receptionist, "I don't have the money, but please, I'll do ANYTHING to talk to my mother!"
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would suspect) and said again, "Anything?" "Yes," said the blonde. So the man told her to come into a room with him, lock the door, unzip his pants, and pull his tool out.
She did as she was told.
And after a few moments of silence, the man whispers "...well...go on..." And so the woman goes really close to his tool, puts her mouth right in front of it, and........ "Hello? Mom? Can you hear me?"
A Man Walks Into A Bar...
And orders 3 shots for himself. The bartender asks why 3 shots? The man says that he has two brothers overseas and that whenever they drink, they all drink for each other as well.
A few weeks later, the same man comes in again and orders 2 shots for himself. The bartender asks the man if something happened to one of his brothers. The man replies "Nah, I've just stopped drinking."
The lawyer called his client overseas...
..."Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep and I can't reach any other relatives. Shall we order burial or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order both."
blond joke
A blonde went into an internet cafe to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered .."Well ... Go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... tentatively said .... "Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
A Texan was talking to a rancher from Canada...
about the overseas market. The Texan was bragging about his huge herds and the vast amounts of money he was making shipping thousands of heads of cattle overseas every year to the Chinese market.
The Canadian, not wanting to be outdone, shot back, "Yeah? Well I ship that much cattle every month!"
The Texan looked at him for a moment, then smiled as he said, "Well, you got me there then. You clearly are the biggest bull shipper I ever met!"
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
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Trump really does make everything overseas
He had his shirts made in Korea, his glasses made in China, and his Presidency made in Russia.
What did they call the naval troops during the time of The Grand British Empire?
"Jarr!"-heads.
Right, I'll over-sea myself out now.
"My wife can't be pregnant!"
A man shouted over the phone to the family doctor. "I've been traveling overseas for the past 10 months!"
"We call that a grudge pregnancy," the doctor said. "Someone had it in for you."
A zombie is checking for an overseas flight...
At the security check the TSA is scanning his luggage, running him through metal detectors, etc. Finally, an attendant stops him at the gate.
"Sir, you're absolutely crawling with bugs. You're going to have to store those un your suitcase or ship them separately."
"Oh, no, it's okay." He says. "These are my carrion beetles."
Working overseas.
I work in China with a guy named Kim
One day we were drinking and I asked him if he's fed up of westerns saying that all Chinese look the same.
He said "Kim's at the bar getting drinks I'm his wife"
Who is the president of china?
An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"
His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China."
"Who's she?"
No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"
How to impress women
A guy walks into a bar carrying a couple of axes and orders a beer. "What've ya got there?" the bartender asks. "Oh, these are some of my new axes I bought online," the guy says. "I order them in from countries overseas. I just love how they smell." "Well, that's all fine and good, I guess. But why did you bring them to the bar?" the bartender asks. "To be honest I was hoping to meet women," the guy replies. "I hear they love foreign axe scents."
A guy comes back home to his small town from overseas at the end of WWII. The town plans a big parade for him the next day. He remembers that the day before he shipped out three years earlier, he left a pair of dress shoes at the shoemaker's for repair.
He finds the receipt ticket and rushes to the shoemaker's to get them. The shoemaker examines the ticket and disappears into the back for a couple of minutes. When he returns he says, "They'll be ready Thursday."
