The Best 31 Overseas Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Overseas jokes. There are some overseas homesick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these overseas foreign puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Overseas Jokes and Puns
A Man Walks Into A Bar...
And orders 3 shots for himself. The bartender asks why 3 shots? The man says that he has two brothers overseas and that whenever they drink, they all drink for each other as well.
A few weeks later, the same man comes in again and orders 2 shots for himself. The bartender asks the man if something happened to one of his brothers. The man replies "Nah, I've just stopped drinking."
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Important
The lawyer called his client overseas...
..."Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep and I can't reach any other relatives. Shall we order burial or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order both."
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A blonde went into an internet cafe to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered .."Well ... Go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... tentatively said .... "Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
A Texan was talking to a rancher from Canada...
about the overseas market. The Texan was bragging about his huge herds and the vast amounts of money he was making shipping thousands of heads of cattle overseas every year to the Chinese market.
The Canadian, not wanting to be outdone, shot back, "Yeah? Well I ship that much cattle every month!"
The Texan looked at him for a moment, then smiled as he said, "Well, you got me there then. You clearly are the biggest bull shipper I ever met!"
After shopping for the first time overseas in a middle eastern market, the American tourist was quoted saying
"How bazaar"
Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas?
Because I Noah guy
A Vulture Goes Through Customs at the Airport
So this vulture is returning home from an much needed overseas vacation. As she passes through the customs line one of the agents asks, "Do you have any checked luggage?" To which the vulture replies, "Nope, just carrion."
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?
Krautsourcing
How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?
Tarrif-ied.
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How did the domestic goods feel as they were exported overseas?
tarrified.
Trump really does make everything overseas
He had his shirts made in Korea, his glasses made in China, and his Presidency made in Russia.
I adopted a child from overseas...
I adopted a child from overseas.
To prevent him from working child-labour factories.
And on his very first birthday, we took him to build a bear workshop.
What do you call a bean that lives overseas?
A broad bean.
I'm going overseas soon and I've been thinking about checking out the Dalmatia Coast.
I've heard it's got some great spots.
I adopted a child from overseas to save him from labor factories.
For some reason he hates it when I take him to Build-a-Bear Workshop
The obesity epidemic is getting out of hand.....
Americans are becoming huge targets overseas
What do you call a geologist that smuggles rocks overseas?
A Pyrite
As a new mechanic in the US military, I must admit I abhor the army standard when working on equipment overseas.
I much prefer the army metric.
"My wife can't be pregnant!"
A man shouted over the phone to the family doctor. "I've been traveling overseas for the past 10 months!"
"We call that a grudge pregnancy," the doctor said. "Someone had it in for you."
What do you call a Harley-Davidson manufactured overseas because of tariffs?
A Smoot-Hawley Davidson!
What do you call domestic abuse overseas?
Abusing a broad
We, the taxpayers, keep paying to send Trump on very expensive trips overseas.
It might be worth it too, except he keeps coming back.
If Gandalf wanted to go on an overseas holiday, what would he do?
Fly, *you fools*.
Where do Welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas?
OooOooo woolwarves of London
What do you call a government official who overseas regulations on breweries?
A Beer-aucrat
A zombie is checking for an overseas flight...
At the security check the TSA is scanning his luggage, running him through metal detectors, etc. Finally, an attendant stops him at the gate.
"Sir, you're absolutely crawling with bugs. You're going to have to store those un your suitcase or ship them separately."
"Oh, no, it's okay." He says. "These are my carrion beetles."
Working overseas.
I work in China with a guy named Kim
One day we were drinking and I asked him if he's fed up of westerns saying that all Chinese look the same.
He said "Kim's at the bar getting drinks I'm his wife"
Who is the president of china?
An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"
His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China."
"Who's she?"
No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"
How to impress women
A guy walks into a bar carrying a couple of axes and orders a beer. "What've ya got there?" the bartender asks. "Oh, these are some of my new axes I bought online," the guy says. "I order them in from countries overseas. I just love how they smell." "Well, that's all fine and good, I guess. But why did you bring them to the bar?" the bartender asks. "To be honest I was hoping to meet women," the guy replies. "I hear they love foreign axe scents."
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