Overpriced Jokes
26 overpriced jokes and hilarious overpriced puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about overpriced that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Overpriced Short Jokes
Short overpriced jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overpriced humour may include short overrated jokes also.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot af, overpriced and all over me within 30 seconds of getting in the car.
- I just cancelled my overpriced gym membership I feel like I've finally lifted a huge weight off my chest
- Intel's CPUs aren't overpriced... If you subtract the amount you'll save on heating this winter, you're profiting!
- I just went to the worst zoo I've ever visited. The food was overpriced, there was hardly any shade, and to top it all off the only animal in the entire zoo was a dog in a cage. It was a shih-tzu.
- What's the difference between a giant crab and a midget marketeer selling overpriced prawns? One is a big shellfish, the other a little selfish.
- A man tried to sell me a steak today... for £25, instead of being rude and saying how overpriced that was, I simply told him that im broke and I carnivored it.
- Gasoline is so overpriced right now, ExxonMobil just changed the names of their three grades of gas to Tall, Grande, and Venti!
- What's the deal with airline food? Oh wait, there is no deal because it's overpriced when available.
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Overpriced One Liners
Which overpriced one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overpriced? I can suggest the ones about expensive and high prices.
- What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off.
- Did you hear about the overpriced circumcision? It was a ripoff.
- Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends.
- What do you call an overpriced coffin? A R.I.P off.
- What looks good on the surface? That overpriced laptop.
- I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing.
- Bought a overpriced kitchen aplience today. A wife
- I like my woman like I like my Starbucks. Overpriced, and confused as to what my name is.
- What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky.
- What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce.
- What do you call an overpriced f**...? A RIP off.
Playful Overpriced Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about overpriced you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overpriced pranks.
Jewish Business
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"
The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
Uptime
Two techies are in a restaurant discussing how to get out of an overpriced hosting contract. As the waitress approaches the table, one emphatically says to the other, "Yes, g**..., I want the server to go down on us!"
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
