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Overdue Jokes

8 overdue jokes and hilarious overdue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about overdue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh along with this collection of overdue jokes about pregnancy and library fines. Read humorous stories from other parents and librarians about madams, overdue babies, and overdue library books. Enjoy the comedic side of being late!


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What is a good overdue joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Hey girl, are you an overdue library book?

Cuz I'm gonna stuff you in the back of my car then forget about you

Scientists say that the yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.

Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.

There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills…

They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity.

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old."

By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birthday, Bill

I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend.

I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.

My wife asked me: We're both out of work, rent is two months overdue and the kids are going hungry—what is our option?

# ad-option
-I said

Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD.

It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!


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