Overdose Jokes

Funniest Overdose Short Jokes

Short overdose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overdose humour may include short poison jokes also.

1. If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy" Credit to my friend Chris
2. A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
3. Was I wrong? My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.
4. I walked up to a girl and said, "If you were a drug, I would overdose!" She said, "Thanks."
   I said, "Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more."
5. Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose... Which means the drugs came from Mexico. Otherwise, he would've over-two'd.
6. I know there are about to be a lot of jokes about Mac Miller but please, keep the quantity down I'd hate to overdose on them
7. Did you hear the story about the girl who tried overdosing on homeopathic pills? She survived.
8. I keep keep seeing all these pictures from Demi Lovato's overdose And here I thought it was just a before makeup picture
9. My teacher talks all the time about tolerance of others: "Tolerance is the key to a peaceful society." So I heeded her advice and gradually became more tolerant. Then I overdosed.
10. A 32 year old Florida man has died after overdosing on his homeopathic regimen. He forgot to take his pills.
    

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Overdose One Liners

Which overdose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overdose? I can suggest the ones about overboard and overly.

1. How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
2. My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder What a whey to go
3. Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital
4. I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it.
5. How do you prevent a morphine overdose? Use lessphine.
6. Did you hear about the apathetic man who died? It was a shrug overdose
7. Demi Lovato just moved house recently... ... she lives right overdose hills
8. What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose
9. They found the biggest hypochondriac yet… … he overdosed on placebos.
10. What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
11. What do you call a father that overdosed on ecstasy? Dad with an E.
12. The more, the better... ... said Winnie the Pooh and then died from an overdose.
13. What can you overdose on but not die of? Daily Dose Of Internet.
14. Did you hear what happened to Jude from the Beatles song? He died of a Sodium overdose.
15. Two kids overdosed on curry powder... One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

Charming Humor Overdose Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about overdose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean addiction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overdose pranks.