Overdose Jokes

Funniest Overdose Short Jokes

Short overdose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overdose humour may include short poison jokes also.

1. If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy" Credit to my friend Chris
2. My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.
3. How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
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   (a steroid overdose)
4. My son is into astronomy. He wanted to know how stars die. I told him, "Usually of an overdose, son."
5. A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
6. My son silently gazing at the stars asked me "Daddy, how do stars die?" I looked at him and replied "Usually by drug overdose".
7. Did you hear about the homeopath who forgot to take their medicine? They died from an overdose.
8. My son, who's into astronomy… My son, who's into astronomy asked me how stars die.
   I told him usually because of an overdose.
9. Was I wrong? My brother, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, bro," I told him.
10. I walked up to a girl and said, "If you were a drug, I would overdose!" She said, "Thanks."
    I said, "Then you wouldn't be able to ruin my life any more."

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Overdose One Liners

Which overdose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overdose? I can suggest the ones about overboard and overly.

1. "Dad, how do stars die?" – Usually an overdose.
2. I actually overdosed on anxiety pills a few minutes ago I'm not too worried about it
3. I asked my astronomy professor, "How do stars die?" He replied, "Usually an overdose."
4. A kid once asked me "How do Stars die?" I told him "Usually of an Overdose."
5. My uncle recently overdosed on protein powder What a whey to go
6. Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital
7. I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?
8. What's the shitiest drug to overdose on? Laxatives
9. How do stars die? They usually overdose
10. I overdosed on my homeopathic medicine today. Forgot to take it.
11. How do you prevent a morphine overdose? Use lessphine.
12. Did you hear about the apathetic man who died? It was a shrug overdose
13. Demi Lovato just moved house recently... ... she lives right overdose hills
14. My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets I cant believe Gav is gone.
15. What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose

Charming Humor Overdose Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about overdose you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean addiction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overdose pranks.