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Overcrowded church

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were only three people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."


The owner of an insane asylum has a problem.

The asylum is getting too overcrowded. He has a talk with one of his employees about how he can eliminate the overcrowding of the building. The employee suggests that he asks all the patients a simple question and if they can answer correctly, they can leave. Hopefully, enough patients will answer correctly so the building isn't as cramped. The question is this:
The employee and the owner will ask the patients what they see when a brick is held in front of them.
The first patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"A car." says the patient.
Unfortunately, he has to stay and get treated.
Another patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"A tree." says the patient.
Unfortunately, this patient also has to stay and get treated.
A third patient is tested.
"What do you see here?" says the employee as he holds up a brick.
"Duh, it's a brick." says the patient.
The owner exclaims, "Excellent! You've passed our test. You are free to go. And here, why don't you take the brick with you as a souvenir?"
"Cool! Thanks!" said the third patient.
As the patient walks from the asylum he looks over his shoulder to check if anyone is there. When he sees no one is there, he looks down at his brick and pets it.
"We did it, Fluffy..."


I was about to make a joke about an overcrowded cemetery...

But there was no plot.


I was going to write a novel about an overcrowded cemetery.

But there was no plot


How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Two, but it's overcrowded


There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters…

I just couldn't put it down.


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