Overboard Jokes
75 overboard jokes and hilarious overboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about overboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a few laughs, these man overboard jokes are sure to get the cruise ship laughing! From silly seaside settings to the party going ashore, your next cruise will be filled with laughter when you share these funny jokes!
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Funniest Overboard Short Jokes
Short overboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The overboard humour may include short over the edge jokes also.
- Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matches. They threw one cigarette overboard, which caused the whole boat to become a cigarette lighter.
- 3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes.
Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard.
Now the boat was a cigarette lighter. - There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with – what do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- 2 men are on a boat sharing a pack of cigarettes when they realise they have no lighter How do they light up?
They toss a cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter. - My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!
- 3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes,but there was no way to light them.What did they do? Threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
- 3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but no lighter So one of the guys throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- 3 guys are on a boat with four cigarettes and nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So just in case they go overboard they can wash up on shore!
Arrrrgh
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Overboard One Liners
Which overboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with overboard? I can suggest the ones about aboard and over the limit.
- Why did the black pirates jump overboard Because they heard the Sirens
- This trick will help you lose 200-400lbs GUARANTEED! Push your wife overboard
- Why did the sailor get fired for cleaning the deck? ....he went overboard...
- My laptop got tossed overboard while on a cruise It was a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- Kevin Spacey fell overboard... And was found clinging to the bottom of a small buoy.
- What does a shark call a horse that fell overboard? Seabiscuit
- What did the oblivious asian sea captain say after his sailors washed overboard? No crew!
- What do your when a women fall overboard Full speed ahead
Man Overboard Jokes
Here is a list of funny man overboard jokes and even better man overboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When a man falls of a ship, you yell "Man Overboard". When a woman falls of a ship, you yell... Full speed ahead!
- If a man falls off a ship you shout "man overboard". What do you shout if a woman falls off? Full speed ahead.
- Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
- Man overboard! If a man falls off a boat you yell:
"Man overboard!"
If a woman falls off a boat however what do you yell?
...
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"Full speed ahead!" - If a man falls out of your boat and into the water... You should yell "man overboard!".
What should you yell if a woman falls overboard?
Full speed ahead! - Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
Fell Overboard Jokes
Here is a list of funny fell overboard jokes and even better fell overboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mr.Rogers once was on a cruise ship, and fell overboard into the ocean
He was then carried safely to shore by a family of sharks. - Read this in a pirate voice Did ye hear what happened to Captain Bluebeard when he fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got Marooned!
Happy Overboard Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about overboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make overboard pranks.
A whale tale
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...."
I was going to tell you guys more jokes about the Titanic passengers
but I think they've gone overboard
There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
*Stolen from BuzzFeed, but I thought it was hilarious.*
There are three people with four cigarettes on a boat.
None of them have a lighter or matches.
What do they do?
Throw a cigarette over-board so the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!
An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat...
The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says "We have too many of these in our country" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says "we have too many of these in country" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says "We have too many of these in our country." Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard.
Good ol' fashions racism.
Three fishermen
Bob, Steve, and Terry are out in the boat, fishing and drinking beer. Terry stands up to pee over the side but falls overboard and sinks right to the bottom.
Steve doesn't hesitate. He kicks off his shoes and dives into the water after Terry. A few moments later, he surfaces, dragging the body behind, and immediately begins mouth-to-mouth.
"Jeez," he gasps. "Terry sure does have bad breath!"
"Yeah," says Bob. "And where did he get that snowmobile suit?"
So the Polish guy found an ocean cruise for only $100...
His friend warned him that it was too good to be true, but he didn't listen. They sailed in the late afternoon, and right around dusk, someone conked him on the back of the head, took his wallet and dumped him overboard. Seeing a fellow passenger in the same predicament, he asked "Do they serve dinner on this cruise?"
The fellow replies "They didn't last year!"
4th of july
British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July.
When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea
Three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
A couple of whales.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the same side of the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, the male whale realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him."What's the matter, Darling?"
"Look, Love," she said, "I went along with the b**..., but I absolutely refuse to s**... the s**...".
Two Russian sailors decide to quit drinking,
but they still have a bottle of v**... left, and they refuse to let it go to waste, so one says:" Anatoli, i shall hold the bottle in one hand behind my back, if you can guess which one, we will drink it, if not, i will throw it overboard." They agree on this. The first sailor hides the bottle, the second guesses:"Left!"
"Keep guessing, Anatoli, keep guessing."
There were three guys on a boat. One of them had one last cigarette, but no lighter. He asked his friend if he had a cigarette lighter. His friend took the last cigarette and tossed it overboard.
"Hey why'd you do that?!" he yelled at his friend.
"There you go. Now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."
I think me life is like the Truman Show.
I was tryin' ta figure out what type a genre show it be.
I thought, "It might be a drama," but me life isn't sad enough.
I thought, "It might be an action tale," but alas, 'tis too boring.
"Then, perhaps, it be a comedy," I thought, but me life isn't funny, so I cast that idea overboard.
"Well," I thought, "it might be British."
There are 2 people on a boat…
There are two people on a boat; they have three cigarettes. However, they don't have a lighter. What do they do?
They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat *became a cigarette lighter!*
There are three men in a boat in the middle of the ocean with four cigarettes, no lighter or any matches. What do they do?
They throw one of the cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes.....
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.
Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do?
A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.
A German, a Russian, and a Syrian are in a life raft ...
The raft is slowly sinking and the 3 castaways are afraid it will sink before they are rescued, so they start looking around for things they can dispose of to lighten the load.
The Russian takes a case of fine v**..., throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty of that in my country."
Seeing the Russian's generous gesture, the Syrian takes a bag of fine hibiscus tea, throws it overboard and says, "We have plenty in my country."
Finally, the German, seeing that it is his turn, throws the Syrian overboard and says, "We have plenty of those in my country."
What's the best part of s**... on a boat....
Just throw the dead body overboard when you're done.
There are three guys on a boat
There are three guys on a boat and four cigarettes, and there are no lighters or matches or anything to light them with, so what do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Bob and Earl are fishing on a boat.
and Bob says "Yunno, I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she hasn't spoken to me in 2 months."
Earl spits his dip overboard and takes a long swig of his beer with a casual exhale. "You should really think it over...Women like that are hard to find."
There was 3 guys and 4 cigarettes on a boat.
They didn't know how to light it, so they threw a cigarette overboard and it became a CIGARETTE LIGHTER.
Two old Polish guys were talking about how tough their childhoods were...
"When I was a boy, my father taught me to swim the old fashioned way! He just took me out to the middle of a lake and threw me overboard!"
"Wow! That must have been scary!"
"Well, it was easy enough swimming back to shore, once I got myself out of that burlap sack."
Trump invites the Pope on his yacht...
The Popes hat blows off into the ocean so the Swiss guard and the secret service jump is trying to recover it but the current kept them away. So Trump says "I got it", and jumps overboard and walks across the water retrieves the hat and brings it back to the Pope.
CNN's headline the next day was "Trump Can't Swim!"
3 nicotine addicts are out fishing in a boat. They have 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw one cig overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
r**... wisdom
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over; women like that are hard to find."
A bunch of sailors on a boat want to have a smoke, but don't have any matches.
So one sailor throws one of his cigarettes overboard, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Two dudes are on a ship. One of them is a s**..., the other has cigarettes, but no one has a lighter. What do they do?
The dude with cigarettes throws one overboard, which makes the boat a cigarette lighter.
I was going to tell a ship joke.
But I think it I would have gone a little overboard with it.
A man is at boating school, and is learning different phrases before he is allowed to work on a boat
The instructor asks him the first question, What do you say when a man has fallen off the boat.
The man energetically said, Man overboard!
The instructor has his next question ready, What do you say when a woman falls off the boat?
The man yet again states, Full speed ahead!
Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election
One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."
The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.
"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."
So there are 4 guys on a boat
They have five cigarettes. They want to smoke them but they look all over the boat and they have nothing to light them with. So what do they do? They throw one overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Al, Ben, and Carl were fishing in the middle of a lake when Al fell overboard.
Ben jumped into the lake to rescue Al. When he finally found Al, he threw the body onto the boat and Carl pulled him up.
As soon as Ben was safely in the boat, he noticed that Al wasn't breathing, so he quickly gave Al mouth-to-mouth.
"Yuck!" said Ben. "I don't remember Al having such bad breath."
"Come to think of it," said Carl, "I don't remember him wearing ice skates either."
Three men are on a boat with four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with
They decide to throw one overboard, so the boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A woman is giving birth on a boat
The baby comes out, but a sudden wave causes the boat to rock and the child is sent tumbling overboard into the ocean. The parents are horrified, until they see that the child is miraculously floating in the water, completely unharmed.
It's a buoy.
The stormy seafarer
One stormy evening, a seafarer was thrown overboard whilst passing through the strait of Dover. As luck would have it, the ocean currents pulled him unconscious to the English coastline, where he was found and revived by a man adorned in a cape, deerstalker hat and smoking a pipe.
When coming to and looking up, bleary eyed at the great, chalky White cliffs before him. The man exclaimed "What on earth is that wonderful rock formation", and his saviour replied "why, it's sedimentary my dear flotsam".
3 guys on a boat
There are 3 guys on a boat with 4 cigarettes but have nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Me and my friend were on a boat with 3 cigarettes but no lighter
So we threw the 3rd cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter
If you have two cigarettes in a boat and throw one overboard…
You have made the boat a cigarette lighter.
2 guys have 4 cigarettes on a boat but nothing to light them with so they throw one cigarette overboard
And the boat becomes a cigarette lighter
