Over The Edge Jokes
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Funniest Over The Edge Short Jokes
Short over the edge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The over the edge humour may include short over the limit jokes also.
- I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around, eventually. - Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
- I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
- Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? It's where the students have the most potential.
- Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
- I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff... As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"
So I started smiling... - I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
- I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around.
- I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
- Flat Earthers It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
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Over The Edge One Liners
Which over the edge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with over the edge? I can suggest the ones about over the hill and over the hedge.
- If the earth really is flat Wouldn't cats have pushed everything off the edge by now?
- My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
- Your mama is so fat….. On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.
- Bono and The Edge walk into a bar The bartender sighs ugh, not you two again…
- I love relaxing with some sand paper It's just a little something to take the edge off
- What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
- Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Ugh, U2 again?"
- Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
- Earth can not be flat Because if it was cats would have pushed everything from the edge
- Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
- Knives are extremely advanced They are all cutting edge technology
- I've started blunting knives to help myself relax. Really takes the edge off.
- I hate the new Windows 10 update. It puts me on Edge.
- What's the difference between a walnut and a chestnut? How long you edged.
- What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology
Over The Edge Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about over the edge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make over the edge pranks.
Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic.
They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group.
I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.
The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought
The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.
I just got kicked out of a Flat Earth Facebook group....
.... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
A man lives on the 15th floor of an apartment.
One rainy Saturday afternoon he walks out onto his balcony and sticks his hand out over the edge to see if it's raining or not, and a glass eye falls into his hand. He looks up, and there is a gorgeous woman standing on the balcony above him, who apologises and says she was just leaning out to check the rain and her glass eye fell out. She asks him to bring it up the stairs to her, which he does immediately. To say thanks, she kisses him on the mouth. Mildly surprised, he asks, "Do you do that to every guy you meet?"
And she replies, "Only the ones that catch my eye."
This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...
... you're pushing them over the edge.
A hiker stuck on a branch
A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in t**... and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"
I heard that the flat earthers are against covid restrictions.
It apparently drives them over the edge
Never start fights with flat earth theorist!
They'll always go over the edge
They asked me not to lean over the edge of that tower in Paris.
Eiffel.
Two women are standing on a bridge...
Emily and Katy are standing on a bridge when Emily says, "Have you ever wanted to pee over the bridge like guys do?"
And Katy says, "You know what, I think I will."
So she lifts her leg over the edge of the bridge and says, "Check it out, I'm gonna pee right down into that canoe."
Emily looks at the water and says, "That's not a canoe, that's your reflection."
This pandemic has been particularly stressful for flat earthers..
A lot of them are worried it's going to push people over the edge
How do you send a girl with daddy issues over the edge?
Hi coming, I'm dad.
Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing
They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.
Coronavirus has been very stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
My daily regime
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
A blind woman walked towards a well,
Went over the edge, slipped and fell.
In the gathering crowd
A clear voice said aloud
"She simply could not see that well!"
Making a flat-earther angry is m**...
You'll push him/her over the edge
Gay marriage is sending single women right over the edge...
Now all the good men are married **AND** gay!
How to get it on with a Midget?
Don't go over the edge.
ive had enough of all these flat earth jokes i keep seeing
i think if i see one more it's gonna tip me over the edge
Did you see the Chinese pole vaulter whose junk pushed the bar over the edge?
It was ridickulous.
Two mexicans are walking in a desert....
and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, "I don't think we es going to make it, Juan." Juan replies, "We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."
As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. "Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!" Carlos replies reluctantly, "How could you just, smell bacon out here? Make no sense Juan." Juan replies, "Es a bacon tree! I can tell!" Carlos replies, "No Juan, es a mirage!! Es messing with your mind!"
Juan would not listen. "Ok Carlos, your choice." Juan proceeded to climb the hill, while Carlos waited down at the bottom for him, knowing that this was way to good to be true.
As Juan disappeared from Carlos's view, Carlos heard many gunshots. Terrified and confused, he didn't know what to do. Slowly, he saw Juan climb, with gunshot wounds, over the edge of the hill. "Carlos, don't go up there!!"
"Es no bacon tree." "Es a.... Es a hambush."
I got really angry and shouted at Bono when he played a prank on me recently.
He really had to know you can get seriously hurt if you fall backwards over someone.
But thats what happens when people push me over the edge.
Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy.
He really pushed me over The Edge.
this is for my country
Four guys climb the highest observation point in the world. A white guy, black, jew, and german.
Theyr reach the very top and the german leans over the edge and is taken aback by the view.
Suddenly he shouts out "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!" And leaps to his death.
Feeling a sudden urge of patriotism the jew leans over the edge and shouts "THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!" and leaps to his death.
Scared from witnesing two apparent suicides the black guy leans over the edge to check if the two had survived the fall.
"THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY!!!' Shouts the white man and pushes the black guy over the edge and proceeds to walk back down.
Several hundred years ago...
Several hundred years ago, two rival villages would meet annually to compete in a religious ceremony. Both villages would send forth their strongest, fastest male to compete against the other - which involved climbing up a cliff to claim a cross-shaped stone. Legend had it that the cross, a symbol of luck and fertility, would bring good fortune on whichever village owned it.
The day came, and each village met at the cliff.
"Our representative, Tom Smith, is young and fit, and will surely bring us the symbol." claimed the first mayor.
"No, our fighter, Tom Jameson, is faster and stronger! The symbol is ours!"
The race began. Both men scrambled up the cliff side at an equal pace, eventually reaching the top at the same time. Both grabbed the cross simultaneously, each trying to wrestle it from the other.
"The symbol is ours!" cried Tom Smith.
"No! The symbol belongs to our village!" shouted Tom Jameson.
Both edged closer and closer to the cliff face, and in one violent motion, both Tom's and the symbol fell over the edge, smashing into the rocks below.
BA-BOOM-CHSSSHHH
I changed a man's life
I was on my way home from work and I passed by an apartment block. At the top of that 10 story apartment block there was a man, legs perched over the edge, about to do the unthinkable.
I knew I couldn't stand idly by and watch on in morbid curiosity, so I sprinted down the footpath and up the stairs and when I got to the roof I sat beside the man.
In less than a minute I had convinced him to get off that ledge, through the power of speech and connection with a fellow human being, I changed a mans life. And all I said was "Jump."
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A small rabbit was simply hopping around a large hole of which the bottom was yet to be seen. Our jolly fellow was hopping around the edge, saying:
, , , , , , , ...... and so on and so forth
A bear walks up to the the rabbit with a quizzical look on his face.
"Why our you saying that number while jumping around this hole?" asked the bear. The rabbit responded nothing. So the bear decided to look over the edge of the hole, the rabbit the swiftly pushed the bear over the edge, making him fall to it's demise. The rabbit then proceeded to hop around the hole again, this time saying:
28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28......
So this entrepreneur is setting up a bungee jumping tower in Mexico.
And of course all the construction and publicity has garnered a crowd. Well the entrepreneur, seeing an opportunity to wow the crowd, volunteers to be the first person to jump. So he is strapped in and over the edge he goes, and the crowd goes wild. But when his crew goes to retrieve him after his jump, he is all beaten and bloodied. They ask if he hit the ground or something. He says "Well... we should probably shorten the rope a little more... also, what does 'piñata' mean?
The 100 MPH Goat
*(I live in Tennessee. No offense to r**... everywhere else...)*
Two Tennessee r**... are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says, "I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old pickup transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
They turn around to see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
A man is stranded in the middle of a desert.
Thirsty and desperate, he stumbles upon a small camp owned by a priest. The priest sees him and decides to help the poor man by lending him his horse to ride to the nearest town.
"There's just one thing you need to know about this horse," says the priest. "He's very religious, so to get him to move say 'Thank God', and say 'Amen' to get him to stop."
The man mounts up and starts to ride towards town, saying "Thank God, Thank God," as the horse builds up speed. Suddenly, he comes up to a steep cliff. Panicking, he tries to stop the horse, "Stop! Whoa!.. oh! AMEN!". The horse stops inches from the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge at the valley far below, and sighs, "oh, thank god.."
Three friends are exploring an abandoned theme park when they come across a mysterious water slide.
At the top of the slide is a sign that reads 'As you descend, shout out your wish and it shall be granted'.
The first friend goes down the slide and shouts 'I WANT LOADS OF GOLD!', and sure enough at the bottom he lands in a huge pool of gold coins.
The second friend, seeing this, goes down and shouts 'I WANT A THOUSAND APPLE SHARES!' When he reaches the bottom he lands in a huge pile of share certificates.
The third friend, very excited, slings his legs over the edge, pushes himself off down the slide, and shouts 'WHEEEEEEEE!'