Oven Jokes
153 oven jokes and hilarious oven puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about oven that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious oven jokes! Whether you use a Dutch oven, a microwave oven, an easy bake oven, a pizza oven, a toaster oven, a kiln, a griddle, or have your own oven mitt, these jokes are sure to have you rolling! Read on for the best oven jokes around!
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Funniest Oven Short Jokes
Short oven jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oven humour may include short stove jokes also.
- My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
- Bill Withers Duck joke How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Leave it in the oven till it's Bill Withers. - The recipe said, Set the oven to 180 degree. Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
- I used to be on of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot But then I discovered oven mitts
- Did you know that 'Muffins' spelt backwards... ...is what you do, when you take them out of the oven ?
- I always feel bad for the kids in africa when I waste water.. And when I leave the oven on, I feel bad for the jews.
- Post your most offensive joke? Sure. Whats the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven :D
- I just burned 3,000 calories!! My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though.
- Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens.
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Oven One Liners
Which oven one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oven? I can suggest the ones about cook and pong.
- I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting
- I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven...
- I burned 2000 calories today. Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.
- I burned 1000 calories today... Forgot I had a pizza in the oven.
- What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts.
- How can you tell if your oven's done preheating? Mr. Goldstein's stopped screaming.
- I burned 2,000 calories today... I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven.
- Just burnt my hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight.. Should have used aloha temperature....
- Why are black jews the worst off race? They have to sit at the back of the oven.
- What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
- What's the best way to burn 1,000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
- What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot.
- Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens.
- Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
- The recipe said to put my cake in the oven at 180 degrees. I did, and it fell out.
Pizza Oven Jokes
Here is a list of funny pizza oven jokes and even better pizza oven puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just burned 12000 calories I left the pizza in the oven
- I just burned 1200 calories... I left the pizza in the oven too long.
- I went down to the gym, and lost 1200 calories Next time, I'll take the pizza out of the oven
- There are 2 pizzas in the oven The first pizza says " aaaaah, it's hot in here!"
The second pizza says " aaaaaaah, a talking pizza!!!" - I just burned 1,500 calories! I forgot the pizza in the oven.
- Jews and pizzas What is the difference between a Jew and pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. - What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven.
Old but gold, Ive been sitting on that for awhile and I see we're doing Jew jokes now. - Today I burnt 1,200 k calories I overlooked my pizza in the oven
- I like my pizzas like I like my Jews Toasty in the oven :D
- I like my pizza like I like my jews Fresh from the oven
Easy Bake Oven Jokes
Here is a list of funny easy bake oven jokes and even better easy bake oven puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens
- The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
- What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!
- What's a little German girls favorite toy growing up? Auschwitz Easy-Bake oven
- What did Anne Frank get for Christmas? A easy bake oven
- What's the simplest way to make edibles? Using an easy-bake oven.
- Q: What did h**... get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven. - What did h**... get on his 6th birthday? G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake oven.
- Q: What was h**...'s favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven. - What did h**... get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven.
Dutch Oven Jokes
Here is a list of funny dutch oven jokes and even better dutch oven puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a pregnant woman from the netherlands? A Dutch oven!
- What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank? A Dutch Oven
- What's more fun than a Canadian Microwave? A Dutch Oven.
- What comes standard with every Dutch house? A Dutch oven
- PSA: European appliances may be hazardous to your health. My friend said he gave his wife a Dutch oven and it made her sick.
- I would never eat anything from the Netherlands Everything is cooked in a dutch oven.
- Why are the Dutch such great bakers? They know their way around an oven...
- (prepare to be offended) Why did the jew stink? He was put in the dutch oven
- If f**... under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?
- f**... under the covers is no longer called a Dutch oven... It's a free Covid test. If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
Microwave Oven Jokes
Here is a list of funny microwave oven jokes and even better microwave oven puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- God said, "Come forth, John, and you shall recieve eternal life" John came fifth and won a microwave oven
- TIL people with tiny hands can't use an oven or a range... They can only microwave.
- German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25.
- What do you call a vegetable composer in a microwave? Beet-oven
- What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven.
- When is 99 greater than 100? On a microwave oven.
- What did the oven say to the microwave in bed? You're too quick.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Oven Jokes
What funny jokes about oven you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oven pranks.
A tray of muffins is in the oven.
One muffin says "Woo; it's hot in here." An adjacent muffin exclaims, "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
Why does it s**... to be a black Jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
Two muffins are in an oven..
One says to the other one "Dude, I am so baked."
^^^^^Ishouldfeelreallyfuckingbad
Two Muffins we sitting in an oven.
The first looks over to the second, and says, "man it sure is hot in here"! The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, "MY GOD, a talking muffin"!!!!
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers.
My ex-girlfriend made a really great cake the other day
Getting her legs to fit in the oven was a real hassle, though.
Why did the oven go back to University?
To get another degree.
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My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Two Muffins
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
The first muffin says to the second, "Is it getting hot in here?"
The second muffin says "AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"
What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?
A hot rod.
NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?
Vegetable soup.
I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another;
Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?
Getting the wheelchair into the oven
So, get this. My friend was over at my house the other day for dinner, and starts screaming at me "Eating meat is m**...!"
Or she may have been screaming "Eating me is m**...!" It's hard to hear through the oven.
A young couple is having their first christmas together and they're cooking a turkey.
Just before they put the turkey in the oven the guy cuts an inch and a half off each end. His girlfriend asks "Why did you do that?" "That's how my mom does it." "Why does she do it?" "I don't know." So they phone his mom and she says "That's how *my* mom did it." So they phone the grandma and she says "I had a small oven."
Never have unprotected s**... with a cannibal.
Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven.
How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?
The door won't close
Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice?
On the average, he was quite comfortable.
I can't cook. My strategy for operating the oven is basically the same as my strategy for s**...
I do my best to turn it on, then I stick my stuff in and hope for the best.
My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet...
When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done.
What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish?
Sitting in the back of the oven.
Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!
My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking.
So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her.
You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is?
I have to sit in the back of the oven.
What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"...
Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"
Why do they call me an oven?
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
Chef blonde
Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when cooking for more people?
The oven usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
What do you get when you put soda in the oven?
Baking soda!... I'll leave now
I just burned 3,000 calories.........
I left the cookies in the oven too long! 😎
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2 Original depressed baker jokes
Did you hear about the depressed baker who threw himself into his own oven?
Colleagues said it was a final act of self-loafing.
Did you hear about the depressed baker who went on a killing spree?
Witnesses said he came out all buns glazing.
Two muffins are put in an oven.
The first muffin says, "Man, are you hot or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "This isn't the time for flirting, Dave."
Grandma's Apple Pie
An old man is dying, with his young grandson by his bedside. He asks his grandson to lean over and whispers "Johnny, I smell your grandma's apple pie. Looks like she took it of the oven. Go to the kitchen and bring me a piece. It's my favorite."
Johnny gets up and leaves. 2 minutes later he comes back empty handed and says "Sorry, grandpa, but grandma says its for after the f**...."
Every cook has a secret
The Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ship's insignia embossed on it.
He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.
Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven.
Admiral: That's pretty unhygienic.
Cook: In that case sir, I'd suggest you skip the doughnuts.
I don't get why people love a mother's cooking.
9 months in the oven and you came out awful.
Two muffins are in an oven
One turns to the other and says, boy, it sure is hot in here!
The other muffin replies, Ahhhhh a talking muffin!!!!!
(I'm terrible at jokes and this is the only one that I consistently don't f*k up and my husband actually laughs when I tell it.)
I kept my wife at home in the kitchen all day today, baking
I hope the police don't look in the oven
Remember, tomorrow is Adolf h**...'s birthday
I've got a cake all ready for him in the oven
What happens if you put a child in an oven and turn the heat up to max for 1 hour?
I'll tell you in 10 minutes.
How do you make a duck sing the blues?
Stick it in an oven at 500 degrees until its bill withers.
I have this s**... obsession to check whether the oven is on and that the doors are locked.
I really hate my job at the crematorium.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda
How do cannibals cook feet?
In a toester oven.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, one muffin says, "wow it's getting hot in here!"
The second muffin says "oh my god a talking muffin"
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin looks over at the second, and casually says, "hot in here, isn't it?"
The second muffin replies, "holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"
A father of 3 and one of his sons were cooking pizza
They put the pizza in the oven and waited
When the timer went off, the father went to pull it out when the son said Let me pull it out.
The father then said You shouldn't, it's really hot.
The son replied Dad, you have 3 children, I don't trust you to pull out.
A man puts a tray of muffins in the oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, Whoa, it's really hot in here.
The other muffin jumps and yells, Aah! A talking muffin!
An old man is at home on his death bed
When suddenly he smells something amazing. It's the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. And with his last strength, he gets out of bed, and he goes to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, is cooking these beautiful chocolate chip cookies. And they are on a plate of four of them, just out of the oven. And with his last human strength, he reaches over to take one of the cookies, and his wife sees him, she rushes over, she slaps his hand, and she says, "No, they are for the f**...."
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
Two muffins are sitting next to each other baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, Boy is hot in here, huh?
The other muffin says, GAAAAH w**... A TALKING MUFFIN!!!
I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
A 90 year old just told this: What happens when you drop the turkey out of the oven?
It's the downfall of Turkey and the overflow of grease.
My wife burned 8,000 calories yesterday...
because she left the brownies in the oven too long!
Two Muffins are sitting in an oven...
... one muffin says to the other "d**... its starting to get really hot in here." The other one says, "HOLY s**... A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven?
the dark knight rises.
f**... under the bed sheets is no longer called a dutch oven.
It's now called a covid test. If you can smell it you don't have covid.
So I was baking a premade pie and the instructions told me to put it in the oven at 180 degrees.
Now I'm left with an upside down pie in an oven.
Did you hear about the two loaves of bread that fell in love?
They decided to raise some dough, put a bun in the oven, and grow mold together.
My wife said she wanted a candlelit dinner.
But I'm pretty sure it would cook quicker in the oven.
