Ovechkin Jokes
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The Washington Capitals walk into a bar.
Everybody orders a drink. They all finish drinking and order another. The Bartender asks if they would like to start a tab. Ovechkin comes out and says, "No, thanks. We always stop at the second round."
Alex Ovechkin invites Sidney Crosby over to watch a movie
Crosby sits down in the theater room, and waits for Ovechkin. Ovechkin finally walks in, and is drinking a cup a water. Crosby says "Hey can i get something to drink?". Ovechkin responds sorry I only have one cup.
I'll have an Ovechkin
A Penguins fan walks into a bar in DC. The bartender says "what'll you have?"
"One Ovechkin please"
The bartender thinks for a minute and scratches his head "the Gr8 8 has enjoyed a drink at this very bar but I'm not sure how to make an Ovechkin"
The Penguins fan says "OK, it's easy. It's a white Russian, on ice, with no cup."
Now with Ovechkin winning the stanley cup...
it's only the second-largest win for the Russians in D.C. within the last few years..
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