outweigh Jokes

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After reading a recent study that found that the negative effects of alcohol greatly outweigh the benefits, I've decided it's time for a change in my life.

I've decided to give up recent studies.


Should there be more books in prison?

I think the cons outweigh the prose.


Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.


Why do paid athletes weigh more than felons?

Because the pro's outweigh the cons.


Why is it better to be fat than skinny?

Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!


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