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- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in his jeans. - Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak 28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands
- I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding.
- I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
- I'm not one to brag about my financial skills, but my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding.
- I'm so good with managing money I got a letter from a debt collector saying 'outstanding payment'
- I don't understand why my credit score is so low. Every time collectors call, they say my payments have been outstanding.
- I can't understand why my credit card keeps getting declined Every time I log into my account online it says I have an outstanding balance.
- Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a nobel prize? They said he was outstanding in his field
- Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?
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- Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
Sorry. - Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a scarecrow who's really good at his job? Outstanding in his field.
- Just moved out on my own and am doing really well... All my bills say im outstanding
- Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the spring onion win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- Why don't farmers go to school? Because they're outstanding in their fields.
- Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted. Because he was outstanding in his field.
- A farmer isn't just good at his job He's outstanding in his field
- The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field.
- Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field
- As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans.
- It's not easy being a farmer You have to be outstanding in your field
- How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field
- What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
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- Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a lifetime achievement award? He was outstanding in his field...
- A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field.
- Did you hear about the scarecrow who got an award? He was outstanding in his field
- Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony?
Because he was out standing in his field. - Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]
- The farmer down the road from me recently won an award He was outstanding in his field
- Did you hear about Did you hear about the Scarecrow that won an Award?..
He was outstanding in his field! - Did you hear about the cow who won an award? He was outstanding in his field.
- My scarecrow just won a Lifetime Achievement Award... He was out-standing in his field.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
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I don't mean to brag about my financial skills but,
my bank calls me almost everyday to tell me my debt is outstanding
I wish I was a Farmer
So I could be outstanding in my field.
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?
He's outstanding in his field
I used to know a very professional scarecrow
He was outstanding in his field.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Never take a cows job for granted:
It's outstanding in its field.
What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
*hehehe*
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I'm pretty great with money.
Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding.
I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding
I haven't even handed it in yet!
So a man gets a job working as a highway stripe painter
The foreman gives the guy a paint brush and a fat bucket of paint and tells the dood where to paint and off the guy goes.
End of the first day the newbie comes back and tells the foreman he did 10 miles. "Outstanding!" The foreman says.
Second day newbie comes back to the shop at the end of the day and tells the foreman he's done 4 miles. 'Not impressive.' The foreman thinks.
End of the third day the newbie tells his foreman he did one mile. The foreman has to ask, "The first day you did 10 miles, the second day you did 4, and today you only accomplished one measly mile? What gives?"
"Well," The newbie says, "Every day the paint can gets farther and farther away.
Farming for a Nobel Prize
Farmer John is driving along the road one day when he spots his neighbour, Bill, standing on top of his tractor in the middle of his field. Overcome with curiosity, he ambles over and asks Bill what he is up to?
Bill replies, "Trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do you figure?"
"Well, I hear they give them to people who are outstanding in their fields!"
Woman greets mailman at her mailbox, invites him in, they make passionate love, then she makes him a lunch fit for a king and then hands him a $1 bill.
Flabbergasted mailman says: "My goodness that was outstanding, wonderful, thank you, I really appreciate it. May I ask why you did all this for me?"
Woman says: "I told my husband you were retiring and suggested we do something for you and he said "screw the mailman, give him a dollar", the lunch was my idea."
I don't usually brag about my finances, but...
my credit card company calls me almost everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding
Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers
Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field.
Why did the scare crow get a raise?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Annnnd you all have cancer now.
Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award?
It was for being outstanding in his field.
Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists?
...because they're out-standing in their field!
Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?
She had an outstanding balance.
My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment...
I told her that her eyesight was outstanding.
My credit card company is super nice, they really help boost my self esteem...
They always tell me I have an outstanding balance!
What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?
A farmer
Bill collector tells me my debt is outstanding
I thank him for noticing how much hard work I put into collecting them.
My bank is really proud of me.
They keep calling to tell me I have an outstanding balance.
Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
The bank called today to let me know I had an overdraft balance that was still outstanding
I said thanks, that's really nice of you to say so
When I first got my student loans, I thought they were great.
Now, they're outstanding!
Did you hear about that poor gymnast's bank account?
Her balance was outstanding.
How do you compliment a scarecrow?
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?
The both had an outstanding balance.
Two antennas get married . . .
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
Do you know the most outstanding thing about our i**... immigrants?
Their warrants.
(Here come the down-votes!)
This joke is about a word that can mean both 'excellent' and 'overdue'!
It's outstanding.
Why are cows so famous?
Because they're outstanding in their field.
(Probably been posted before but heard it for the first time today)
I'll have you know I'm in a great financial situation.
Even my credit card company says my balance is outstanding!
Why are scarecrows so special?
They are outstanding in their field.
"Sir, your balance is outstanding."
I know my balance is outstanding, I've been skateboarding for years, but I fail to see how that's going to help me pay back this debt!
Did you hear about the bill collector who became a gymnast?
She had outstanding balance.
So I went to this concert with my wife
And I recognized one of the violin players from my highschool marching band. He played fine, but not outstanding. My wife also recognized him. So after the concert we decided to say hi.
"Has anyone told you that you were the best violin player in the world?"
My friend was quite surprised from my wife's comment and also quite pleased. But before he could reply my wife continued.
"Ever wonder why?"
Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?
He's outstanding in his field.
I rode my unicycle to the bank today. They told me I have outstanding balance.
I'm not exactly sure how to take it.
Got a letter from the tax office saying my tax was outstanding.
Which was a nice surprise, because I don't even remember doing it.
Why did the bill collector go after the gymnast?
Because he had outstanding balance
Great news, my boss said I have an outstanding report!
Funny, thing is I don't remember doing one.
How can you tell if a cow is successful?
When it's outstanding in its field.
What did the Loan Officer say to the Tightrope Walker after he gave him a loan?
You have an outstanding balance
Why did the scarecrow win the competition?
It is because the scarecrow was outstanding in the field.
I'm going to stand outside.
So if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.
I always impress my landlord with my water bill
Every month he messages me and says it's 'outstanding' and I always message him back, 'thanks!'
Dave from my work retired today, at his retirement party he stepped out for a cigarette and I noticed every body called him Scarecrow, I asked why;
Turns out he was outstanding in the field
I don't mean to brag..
But my credit card company calls me every day to say my balance is outstanding.
Got a compliment from my bank today.
I have an outstanding balance.
My new bank is very uplifting...
I'm $1,000 in debt, but they said my balance is *outstanding*!
I'm normally not one to brag about my financial skills
But my credit card company calls me almost everyday to inform me my balance is outstanding!
There are many already outstanding reasons not to leave one's automated cloning machine out in the forest...
...but the obvious bears repeating.
Did you hear about the scarecrow that's great at scaring away birds?
He is just outstanding in his field!
How did the locomotive become so outstanding in his field?
He trained hard.
Do you know about the new farmer in town?
He's out-standing in his field
What do a Credit Card and a Gymnast have in common?
Outstanding Balance!
