Outrun Jokes

What are some Outrun jokes?

Joke my mom just told me when I asked her why she never tells any jokes

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive..."

A man buys a new BMW...

He decides to take it on the highway to see how fast it can go. Once he hits 100, he sees the red and blue lights of the cop car light up. He thinks to himself, maybe I can outrun the cop. So he continues to floor it. He makes it to 140, and the cop is still right behind him. So reluctantly he pulls over. The cop comes up and says to the man. Son, I'm at the end of my shift and you just racked up a ton of charges and paperwork for me. I'll tell you what, if you can give me the best story as to why you were speeding, I will let you go. The man sat there and thought for a minute and said. Well, 3 years ago my wife left me for a state trooper, and I was scared that y'all were bringing her back.

We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.

No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a Nascar.

A man fell for a speed trap...

A man fell for a speed trap along a road and wanting to avoid the ticket proceeded to speed, hoping to outrun the cop who was in hot pursuit. Finally the man pulled over. Realizing there would be a lot of paperwork involved and being the end of the day, the officer told the speeder, "I'll let you off with a warning if you can give me one good reason as to why you were speeding." The speeder responded, "You see officer, my wife left me last week for a cop and I thought you were trying to return her."

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A 14 year old who can outrun her brothers

Why could the tomatoe outrun the broccoli?

Because he wasn't a vegetable.

Lost in africa

Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.

His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''

His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''

Fugitive joke

Three fugitives are trying to outrun the cops. They come across a farm, and quickly find places to hide. The first one hides in a pen full of sheep, the second one hides in a pen full of cows, the third one hides in a pile of potatoes.

The cops bust into the farm, and start looking for the fugitives. First they search the sheep pen. The guy hiding there goes "Baaaaaahhhhhh" and the cops say "Just a bunch of sheep here." and move on.

Next, they search the cow pen. The guy hiding among the cows goes "MOOOOOOOO" and the cops say "Just a bunch of cows here." and they move on.

Finally, they come to the pile of potatoes, and look around. The guy hiding under the pile says.

"pooooooootaaaaaaaaatooooooooo....."

Two men are walking in the woods when they see a bear

One man bends down to tighten the laces on his shoes.

The other man looks at him and says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"

The first guy, while tying his shoes, replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you."

Two Men are walking in the woods...

When they come upon a Grizzly Bear. The first man bends down quickly and begins to tighten shoelaces.

The second man says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

As the first man begins to stretch he replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

What do you call a virgin redneck?

A girl that can outrun her brothers.

How do you outrun a Jewish cop?

Take the toll road.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

You don't have to outrun a bear

You just have to outrun your friends

Do you know from where the virgin wool comes from?

From the sheeps that can outrun the sheppard.

Two men in the woods come across some bear tracks...

The first man takes off his boots and starts puttin on runnin sneakers.

The second man asks "do you really think you gonna outrun a bear?"

First man replies "I just gotta outrun you"

What's the definition of a virgin in West Virginia

A 16 year old girl who can still outrun her brothers

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers...

*mic drop* "I'm out..."

I have been trying to find a new hobby

So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels

I can say if I'll have sex with a woman only by looking at her shoes...

I'm almost certain If she's wearing high heels.
If she is wearing anything else, I'm not sure if I can outrun her...

How To Out Run A Bear

Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.

They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing?"

He says, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear."

The first guy says, "I don"'t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

A bear joke

Two guys check in at the ranger station before heading to their camp and the ranger says, "Keep an eye out for bears... they can outrun any human". The guys get to camp, set up and just as they're getting ready to relax, they look up the hill and see a huge grizzly bear roar and start charging down towards them. One of the guys immediately sits down and starts lacing up his shoes. The other guy, in disbelief, says "What are you doing?!? The ranger said we can't out run that thing"... and his buddy replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear... I just need to outrun you."

Two guys are hiking in the woods

when they spot a bear way off in the distance running towards them. One of them sits down, takes off his boots and retrieves his sneakers from his backpack.

His friend says, "Dude, you can't outrun a bear."

The guy says, "I don't have to. I only have to outrun you."

I'm security guard at a prison.

A week ago, one of the prisoners managed to steal my phone during his escape. I chased him all the way to the fence, but despite being rather short, he managed to outrun me. As he was climbing down the other side, he smirked at me and I noticed he was sending my private pictures to all my friends and family. I was furious and embarrassed, but I learned 3 things that day.

1. I probably should've put a password on my phone.

2. I need to lay off the donuts.

3. He was a little condescending, little D sending con descending.

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