Outrun Jokes
35 outrun jokes and hilarious outrun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outrun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Outrun Short Jokes
Short outrun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outrun humour may include short outrageous jokes also.
- yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
- We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition. No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a nascar.
- How to best a hippo A hippopotamus can outrun you on land, and swim faster than you in the water - so the bicycle is your only chance to beat him in a triathlon.
- I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels
- African Americans are such good runners because they're always outrunning the CCC Cops, cheetahs and children
- The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat. - Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them Luckily for me, they only have little legs
- How can you tell which Kentucky girls are virgins? They are the ones that can outrun their brothers and father.
- A boy and his dad go hiking. "Now, son, this is bear country. If you see a bear, what do you think you should do?"
"Run."
"Run? You think you can outrun a bear?"
"No, I just have to outrun YOU." - I probably couldn't outrun the average black guy... ...or even sell more drugs than he could.
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Outrun One Liners
Which outrun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outrun? I can suggest the ones about burnt out and outs.
- Why could the tomatoe outrun the broccoli? Because he wasn't a vegetable.
- How do you outrun a Jewish cop? Take the toll road.
- What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins.
- You don't have to outrun a bear You just have to outrun your friends
- You're not sure – outrun and make sure.
- Can a human outrun a Cheetah? Nope, unless there's drug test
- Who can outrun Usain Bolt at a race? The guy holding the gun.
- Why do we have so many 80s kids in 2018? Cause they couldn't outrun time.
- I hope death is your Mum. That way, I'll always be able to outrun her.
- What is the best way to outrun a zombie? Throw Judith behind you.
- What do you call a v**... from Alabama? A 14 year old who can outrun her brothers
- What do you call a v**... r**...? A girl that can outrun her brothers.
Silly Outrun Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about outrun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean outdoor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outrun pranks.
A very religious man went on a safari
When he was there, he found a huge lion. The man didn't have a gun and there was no way he could outrun the lion. So, he did the only thing he could do. He got on his knees and prayed "Dear God, I was always a good Christian. Will you perform a miracle and give this lion some christian feelings".
That moment, the clouds parted and a beam of light came from above and touched the lion's heart. The lion raised his paws to the heavens and loudly prayed "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to receive."
PS: it was a beam of light.
PPS: 12 700 upvotes and 17 awards. Thank you so much. I haven't been this happy since Xmas.
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him.
He books it, but he knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying: "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says: "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive..."
Lost in africa
Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.
His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''
His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''
Two Men on a Camping Trip See a Bear Heading In Their Direction.
The first guy starts to panic, while the second guy calmly begins to lace up his sneakers.
First guy: "Are you crazy? You can't outrun that bear."
Second guy: "No, but I can outrun you."
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, 'What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' 'I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. 'I just need to outrun you.'
Two men are walking in the woods when they see a bear
One man bends down to tighten the laces on his shoes.
The other man looks at him and says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear!"
The first guy, while tying his shoes, replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you."
Two Men are walking in the woods...
When they come upon a Grizzly Bear. The first man bends down quickly and begins to tighten shoelaces.
The second man says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
As the first man begins to stretch he replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
I went down to the deli the other day.
I went down to the deli the other day and got myself a sub sandwich. I walked out of the store and towards the park, and I was just about to take my first bite, when out of nowhere, Dave Grohl ran up behind me and snatched it from my grasp. I knew I couldn't outrun him, so I just shook my fist and thought, "d**..., there goes my Hero."
Inuit and American tourist walks near far-north village.
Suddenly the polar bear starts chasing them. American starts crying, Inuit starts to warm up and takes running position.
American - What are you doing? Don't you know, that polar bear runs faster than any human? We can not outrun polar bear!
Inuit - I don't need to outrun the polar bear, I need to outrun you
Do you know from where the v**... wool comes from?
From the sheeps that can outrun the sheppard.
Two men in the woods come across some bear tracks...
The first man takes off his boots and starts puttin on runnin sneakers.
The second man asks "do you really think you gonna outrun a bear?"
First man replies "I just gotta outrun you"
What's the definition of a v**... in West Virginia
A 16 year old girl who can still outrun her brothers
How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a v**...?
She can outrun her brothers...
*mic drop* "I'm out..."
I can say if I'll have s**... with a woman only by looking at her shoes...
I'm almost certain If she's wearing high heels.
If she is wearing anything else, I'm not sure if I can outrun her...
