Outrun Jokes
31 outrun jokes and hilarious outrun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outrun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Outrun Short Jokes
Short outrun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outrun humour may include short outrageous jokes also.
- yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you're square. all comes down to who's the faster cyclist.
- I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels
- The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat. - Had a swarm of wasps trying to sting me today but I was able to outrun them Luckily for me, they only have little legs
- How can you tell which Kentucky girls are virgins? They are the ones that can outrun their brothers and father.
- A boy and his dad go hiking. "Now, son, this is bear country. If you see a bear, what do you think you should do?"
"Run."
"Run? You think you can outrun a bear?"
"No, I just have to outrun YOU."
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Outrun One Liners
Which outrun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outrun? I can suggest the ones about burnt out and outs.
- Why could the tomatoe outrun the broccoli? Because he wasn't a vegetable.
- What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins.
- You don't have to outrun a bear You just have to outrun your friends
- You're not sure – outrun and make sure.
- Can a human outrun a Cheetah? Nope, unless there's drug test
- Who can outrun Usain Bolt at a race? The guy holding the gun.
- Why do we have so many 80s kids in 2018? Cause they couldn't outrun time.
- What is the best way to outrun a zombie? Throw Judith behind you.
Silly Outrun Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about outrun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean outdoor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outrun pranks.
A very religious man went on a safari
When he was there, he found a huge lion. The man didn't have a gun and there was no way he could outrun the lion. So, he did the only thing he could do. He got on his knees and prayed "Dear God, I was always a good Christian. Will you perform a miracle and give this lion some christian feelings".
That moment, the clouds parted and a beam of light came from above and touched the lion's heart. The lion raised his paws to the heavens and loudly prayed "Thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to receive."
PS: it was a beam of light.
PPS: 12 700 upvotes and 17 awards. Thank you so much. I haven't been this happy since Xmas.
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We need to stop mixing races. By doing so it creates people with an unfair advantage when it comes to competition.
No matter how hard I try I still can't outrun a nascar.
Lost in africa
Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces.
His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.''
His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''
Two Men on a Camping Trip See a Bear Heading In Their Direction.
The first guy starts to panic, while the second guy calmly begins to lace up his sneakers.
First guy: "Are you crazy? You can't outrun that bear."
Second guy: "No, but I can outrun you."
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I went down to the deli the other day.
I went down to the deli the other day and got myself a sub sandwich. I walked out of the store and towards the park, and I was just about to take my first bite, when out of nowhere, Dave Grohl ran up behind me and snatched it from my grasp. I knew I couldn't outrun him, so I just shook my fist and thought, "d**..., there goes my Hero."
Inuit and American tourist walks near far-north village.
Suddenly the polar bear starts chasing them. American starts crying, Inuit starts to warm up and takes running position.
American - What are you doing? Don't you know, that polar bear runs faster than any human? We can not outrun polar bear!
Inuit - I don't need to outrun the polar bear, I need to outrun you
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Do you know from where the v**... wool comes from?
From the sheeps that can outrun the sheppard.
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What's the definition of a v**... in West Virginia
A 16 year old girl who can still outrun her brothers
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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a v**...?
She can outrun her brothers...
*mic drop* "I'm out..."
A man fell for a speed trap...
A man fell for a speed trap along a road and wanting to avoid the ticket proceeded to speed, hoping to outrun the cop who was in hot pursuit. Finally the man pulled over. Realizing there would be a lot of paperwork involved and being the end of the day, the officer told the speeder, "I'll let you off with a warning if you can give me one good reason as to why you were speeding." The speeder responded, "You see officer, my wife left me last week for a cop and I thought you were trying to return her."
A man buys a new BMW...
He decides to take it on the highway to see how fast it can go. Once he hits 100, he sees the red and blue lights of the cop car light up. He thinks to himself, maybe I can outrun the cop. So he continues to floor it. He makes it to 140, and the cop is still right behind him. So reluctantly he pulls over. The cop comes up and says to the man. Son, I'm at the end of my shift and you just racked up a ton of charges and paperwork for me. I'll tell you what, if you can give me the best story as to why you were speeding, I will let you go. The man sat there and thought for a minute and said. Well, 3 years ago my wife left me for a state trooper, and I was scared that y'all were bringing her back.
